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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just fuckin' use porn like a normal person, goddamn

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

The weebiest of freeze-gamer have a weird fixation on "earning" their awooga and it usually involves tedious memorization games or status grinding in some VN slop. Later they apply that mentality to flirting/dating and can get violently upset if/when it doesn't work.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

besides Aunt May

Don't kink shame me!

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Help me understand the link here.

His logic goes:

  • famous punchy boi

  • women must be attractive to me personally

I'm having difficulty connecting these dots.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
famous punchy boi

women must be attractive to me personally

I'm having difficulty connecting these dots.

He's so used to endless hedonic treadmill running that he can't enjoy something unless he can also jerk off to it at the same time.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No need to worry.

The moment this game gets a PC port someone will upload a mod to nexus that makes all the women 90% tit.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Based on what I've seen from mods lately, the 90% ass mods come first currently. We're clearly in the age of ass right now.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Post of the month imo

The worst tragedy of our time. I’m a tits man born in the age of ass

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

They literally made Aunt May hot in the MCU by giving the role to Marisa Tomei though

How would you type, format, include a screenshot, and review this post and have it never occur to you that this is not the sort of thing that you announce to the world?

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

-Video game base on an iconic superhero

-Wants fap material

wtyp

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Fellas I really hate it when I can't [redacted] to my vidya character. Everyone should be catering to me at all times.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

my man these stories are for children that's why they aren't porn

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Send all G*mers to 10 years hard labour in the fields.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Let me run that past my internal political commissar real quick:

This is a VIDEOGAME

That's it. That is the safe part to read. Please refrain from reading any other parts of the tweet.

[–] GreatWhiteNope@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I don’t care how fappable she is, but it is really jarring how different she looks from the first game while Pete and Miles look mostly the same. And by Pete looking the same I mean looking the same as his bad facial makeover from the remastered version.

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Please tell me this is a bit. I need this to be a bit today