this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2026
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[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wanted to comment but I didn't know what to say

[–] TherapyGary@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for engaging with my content!

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

yep! love supporting my fellow Lemmians

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

5th option ask for a threesome (this is a joke)

[–] Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't get the down votes, this is absolutely hilarious

[–] TherapyGary@anarchist.nexus 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for saying that! I've been wondering about the downvotes too. I reposted it with the "Fake Ad" tag thinking it was because it looked like a real ad, but that clearly wasn't it 😅

My only other guess is the image comes across as misogynistic if you don't read the post

[–] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

There's been a string of misogynistic man vs women posts lately... And the image you sent fits that profile very well (even if the text content goes a different way)

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

In the image, all of the above and probably simultaneously. Cheaters play victim like no other.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

INFODUMP!!!