were just going to glaze over her missing cousin?
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2026
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If y'all don't want it slapped, leave that cake in the kitchen. Men just asking for it. We see how you're dressed.
Finally someone noticed!
How can she slap!?
and still nobody slaps 😭
As a man, I genuinely don't know what this means. Grey pants? That's the only thing that comes to mind, but they really aren't that common
Assless chaps, no pants.
My wife grabs my butt almost as often as I grab hers and that's kind of a lot.
Keep grabbing each other's butts, sounds like you guys are enjoying yourselves (and each other)!
Been a good 10 years and looking for as many more as we can get
Guys get mad about that? I wish my wife touched mine more.
Just push up on her with it
The only guys who'd get mad at this either have some unresolved homophobia or are generally avoidant of touch.
Why do you think I’m always wearing these sexy lil cargo shorts? Because I’m hauling all of this junk around.
That's pretty good.
real ones get pegged
Amen
I'd love for a woman to touch my ass.
Hey as long as I don't get an unexpected finger in the hole, she can touch my butt as much as she wants. Unless I've got swamp ass, then I need a shower first.
I appreciate any sort of touch from a woman who shows interest in me
I want her finger in my hole too.
Fellas, is it gay for a woman to massage your prostate?
I think not
I said unexpected!
I have the Hank Hill style.
Username checks out.
That King of the Hill episode with the butt implant hits way differently at 40 than 13. At 13 I didn't know I was going to look like Hank.
Its probably those dudes who don't wash they ass and they worried your fingers will get stank from touching it.