I heard there was a site only for fans of hamsters.
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2026
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This reminds of me of when Shaq almost convinced Charles Barkley to use #onlyfans on his social media posts suggesting only Barkley's true fans should respond or comment.
Isn't onlyfans for people who are getting rid of their air conditioning because of the environmental effects of freon and the excess electricity use?
If you are against global warming and believe in caring for the environment, please visit onlyfans.com
Yes. That's why it's so funny. Shaq knew exactly what he was doing. Good promotion to help the environment either way.
Only downside is with global warming and no air conditioning the studios they use are typically warmer then people are used to, as a result you won't see many of their talents wearing sweaters or jackets...
(Edit: Warning: not NSFW per se, but may attract a few weird looks (and make you start furiously masturbating on the train))
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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oh God when I was like 7 and on my grandma's computer I was looking at hamster photos for a D.A.R.E. anti drug box thing and I scrolled so far that Google images weren't that good anymore and I saw like 10 of these memes by that point, anyways long story short I fell for it lmao
also, a sidenote about the DARE program, I wrote this comment while stoned
When I was of a similar age I received an email purporting to be from a woman who said that she was wearing no clothes, visible on her website. I clicked the link - not sure why; that kind of thing didn't much interest me at that age - and was presented with an adult woman wearing naught but high heels.
I responded to her email scolding her for her false claims. Shoes were still clothes. I never got a response for some reason.
This is the most autistic thing you could've done. On a related note on autism, which Fallout game is your favorite
I'm pretty sure I've only played 4. However, based on your username, I'm guessing you're not without bias on the matter.
Fallout 2 personally. Was moreso making a joke about how the Fallout community is like 25 percent autists.
making a joke
a whatnow
Have you thought about the fact that you're on lemmy?
Yes I'm pretty sure 75 percent of this site is autistic. Let me have my stupid joke.
Of course, I apologize.
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Did you also go to imagefap and shit brix?
You won't fool me. That's outside of the fediverse. I'll take c/hamster or nothing.
But there a no xhamsters, Just imagine the possibility of rogue hamster or mystic hamster...
I had seen this back on Reddit several years ago, and I didn't know and fell for it.
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If you're outraged at any of the prior links, direct complaints to whitehouse.com
Also, if you need a new pen, Pen Island will have all your pen needs beat: penisland.com
You might need a time machine for these, though.
There once was a site for writers with a poorly thought out website name: thepenismightier.com
And who can forget Experts Exchange first url: expertsexchange.com
Also, hitting Alt+F4 will get rid of the lag if you play Halo on desktop
And for cute extra happy hamsters, try xhamster gay! :)
X is a Roman number meaning 10, so it's 10 hamsters! What a bargain!
For people that actually want something like that, check out !taneggs@lemmy.ca
WTF that's not porn at all
Correct, that is not porn. It’s unironically not porn. Anyone with a reasonable hold on reality could understand that it’s not porn, and that’s what makes your joke funny. Kudos. Excellent humor. Jolly good.
I wonder how much traffic Xvideos gets from twitter
Dunno but I bet it's less than pornhub
You think more people accidentally go to Pornhub from X, as opposed to Xvideos?
Seems like it'd be a prime example of branding problems.
I searched for many exhausting hours there, and still no cute hamster found. It slowly dawns on me I may have been fooled. Gonna investigate one last time 🤔
Have fun!
Make sure to share this site with your parents so you can enjoy cute animal pics during the family reunion!
It wants me to upload my ID... I don't think I should look.
God Lord there's penice!
It's for beavers
There can be only one: Hampster Dance
Impressive
Hamsters? No. Gerbils? Possibly.
Already knowing where it'd take me, I did it anyway just to make sure...
what about "xohamster"?