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[โ€“] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 196 points 2 years ago (2 children)

OJ likely murdering his wife has to be the answer here, right?

[โ€“] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 7heo@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[โ€“] psmgx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] lud@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Google lens identified it as Naked gun 2 ยฝ

https://youtu.be/aSG_23DTvKs

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[โ€“] 7heo@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[โ€“] Kalkaline@leminal.space 22 points 2 years ago

Don't forget Ron Goldman too.

[โ€“] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 139 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Abe Simpson throwing Homer under the bus for the attempted murder of Mr. Burns.

Also possibly Abe Simpson shooting down a German airplane. If he actually did it. (In 1994, not during WW2)

Edit: Oh and I guess Abe Simpson cheating on his fiancรฉ, getting the side woman pregnant, giving up the baby, and keeping everything secret from Homer and his other son until he thought he was on his deathbed.

And then when Abe Simpson told young Homer his mother was dead and never came clean until she showed up again.

Man, Abe sucks. Itโ€™s a wonder Homer didnโ€™t stick him in that crooked home he saw on 60 Minutes.

[โ€“] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Yeah... When you put it that way Abe is actually a horrific character.

[โ€“] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

I appreciate your comedic timing on the German plane

[โ€“] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Abe is the Grampa Joe of the Simpsons

Abe didn't fake being disabled till he could take advantage of the situation. Joe is worse

[โ€“] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 76 points 2 years ago

Bart ruined all of Australia with that frog

[โ€“] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well Homer routinely strangles his sonโ€ฆ.

[โ€“] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

But he did return Bartโ€™s turtle alive and well.

[โ€“] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Only when he deserved it.

[โ€“] TheCelticPirate@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

Homer overpolluted the lake causing the US government to isolate and eventually try to destroy all of Springfield with everyone in it.

[โ€“] Scrollone@feddit.it 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Being there for any season after 13 ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

The most basedest answer.

[โ€“] BassTurd@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

They locked up Hugo and gave him fish heads for food. That's pretty shitty.

[โ€“] audrbox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 years ago

Homer framing Marge for a DUI was pretty disgusting.

[โ€“] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"Homer no! That's Elon Musk, probably the greatest inventor of our time!!" https://youtu.be/_QzWDxlJ7Kc

[โ€“] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Certain lines in scripted media should come with a "sponsored by" attached to them.

[โ€“] 7heo@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[โ€“] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

Not the family. But Principal Skinner not showing Chalmers his Aurora borealis thatโ€™s situated right in his kitchen is pretty dog.

[โ€“] GreenMario@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] XbSuper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Grimes did that to himself. Homer genuinely didn't do anything wrong.

[โ€“] trustnoone@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Grimes: you've.. been to out of space? You??

Homer: sureee, you've never been?

https://youtu.be/axHoy0hnQy8?si=tz4P1iC1iJyi51-I

This was just sooo good. Feels bad that Grimes just dealt a bad hand in life.

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[โ€“] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks Pipey

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[โ€“] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] w00@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wow it's you from the other thread I just read leaving your breadcrumbs everywhere (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

[โ€“] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

It helps with hypergraphia.

[โ€“] almightyGreek@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Lisa giving up, potentially, millions without thinking about her family

[โ€“] Saigonauticon@voltage.vn 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

So noone else would have to.

[โ€“] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Marge never gave Alex Trebek the $5200 that she owed.

[โ€“] Bill@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We all forgetting Maggie just straight-up murdered someone for trying to take her lollipop?

[โ€“] Bassword@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

That's called justice.

[โ€“] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Homer framed Marge for drunk driving once, dunno if it's the worst but it's pretty bad.

Bart got Milhouse wanted by the FBI

[โ€“] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

didn't homer blow up the nuclear plant and kill everyone in a non canon ending at least once?