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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago

Where does the ice cream in zootopia come from? Who is milking who?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 137 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Look up a video of the scene (quote "You know you're milking it.") The position of the fox's head in the screenshot is edited.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 140 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How am I supposed to be gullible with folks like you on the internet?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 40 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Only the smart people know when to buy a bridge.

Fortunately for you I've got a bridge for sale. Are you smart enough to take this opportunity?
It'll go very soon, I've got a lot of buyers that want it. Buy today, or forever be the person who didn't buy that bridge at a bargain price. You in?

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago

Can I pay in fridges?

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[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 50 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, but you can still get pretty close to the same idea with the normal, I'd say. Good on the creator for making it a bit better.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lmfao, how is the original shot somehow WORSE and more suggestive? Bahahahaha

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 2 days ago

Because selling sex is much more about the teasing than the actual presentation. I'm convinced that the reason we don't have nude models selling you stuff on billboards is that the lingerie/just-before-the-bedroom clothes are more effective, so advertising companies don't care to get case law or actual legislation allowing nude advertisements.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I didn't watch this. Tf happened here? It looks like furry r34...this is in the original!?!

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 17 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I mean, if you just watch the scene that's linked there it makes it pretty clear. Nick (the fox) is pretending to stalk and kill Judy (the rabbit) by biting her neck. This specific frame is her intentionally over-acting dying after the reveal that it's fake.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 6 points 3 days ago

Nick is pretending to stalk and kill Judy by biting her neck

The more we explain this the worse it sounds, lmaoooooo

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 15 points 4 days ago

looks like furry r34

Well, Zootopia inspired so much of that (and maybe vice-versa?!) that you often can't tell.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 151 points 4 days ago (3 children)

oh boy, hope this doesn't awaken anything

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 118 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Too late for Millennials. Lola Bunny in Space Jam (1996) already awakened something in ~~me~~ some people

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It was over with Disneps Robin Hood from the 70s.
That Marian fox lady 🥵🥵🥵

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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 59 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

If it does, you'll be pleased(horrified?) to learn that there are over 39,000 posts tagged judy_hopps on e621.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 37 points 4 days ago

Buddy, if they didn't want people jerking off to the rabbit they wouldn't have made her so sexy.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Unless she's a Brazilian Cottontail.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 82 points 4 days ago (8 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What even is the real difference between G and PG? 🤔

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"General Audiences" and "Parental Guidance"

So the Tweet isn't correct.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I know what they stand for, I'm just not sure what real difference there is in the content. They generally seem to be basically the same to me.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago (11 children)

"All ages admitted. Nothing that would offend parents for viewing by children." for G

vs

"Some material may not be suitable for children. Parents urged to give "parental guidance". May contain some material parents might not like for their young children." for PG

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[–] dxc@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Its like good and p good? Or gay and probably gay? What do i know, they should use numbers

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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I thought it was Disney policy for animators to send any lude artwork they personally generate into a vault or otherwise isolated database?

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

they made a whole movie out of this one

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

No they didn't, and I will not be satisfied until I am proven wrong with a working link for verification purposes only...

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[–] crumbgrabber@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is the quality I have come to expect from you

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Owwww noooes I don't wanna remember how she gets JFKed... That fucking comic....

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I understood that reference. I think its missing perganant

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What the hell did I just read and why the hell am I smiling so hard about it

[–] Regdok@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is one of my favorite derivatives

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Lmao holy shit.

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