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[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 3 points 47 minutes ago

It is still very good brain exercise to learn new languages. It's a way of keeping your brain muscle in Shape. Just like math exercises and reading books.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago)

I speak three languages. My native, one learned at school and another self taught.

In my experience, the inability to learn languages is mainly English speaking people problem.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

I mean, I took Spanish and use it, but I'm New Mexican and work with Cubans elsewhere.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I always immediately think Jack Sparrow is Russell Brand and recoil, then remember who it actually is and then recoil again because it’s crook blokes all the way down.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

You had me recoiling with you all the way through this comment bravo

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I am the world's shittiest polyglot. I lost a lot of my native language, turkish. I can get by. I speak english, but my accent is getting worse. I studied german in school for 5 years and forgot most of it. I live in the river plate, so the shitty amount of intermediate spanish I can speak has one of the worst accents for spanish, just behind tied first of caribbean and chilean. I can READ cyrillic, but not understand it, except few words whichever language has in common with languages I know. I can recognize some chinese glyphs, and understand some words.

I have no idea about any grammar words except the obvious ones (verb, noun) and get as much use of IPAs as I do IPAs (the pronunciation guide/the beer)

I have seen the vowel chart a billion times and still don't understand it.

[–] GardenGeek@europe.pub 2 points 56 minutes ago

But did you use AI for this post? ... otherwise your English is pretty sound (to me as a non-native speaker) :D

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Don't forget that you can also understand beginner level Azerbaijani and Gagauz but not speak either of them.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

mən çox eyi Azərbaycanca konuşorum. /s

I probably speak better portugese than azerbaijani. / Eu problamenche falo melor portugues que azerbaijani.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Most people who take a language in school don't keep at it. We're just doing it because it's required, and to pass the class. I took French in high school. The only person I've ever met who spoke French fluently was my teacher. I really should have taken Spanish, but I wanted to be "different".

In Europe, also, because of the open borders, and being packed so close together, people encounter foreign languages far more frequently. It makes sense they'd all want to, and benefit from, knowing multiple languages. And, they'd have more opportunities to practice. Not many Japanese speak a second language, compared to Europeans, for instance.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

In Europe

yes for what I know, unless you are from the UK or Ireland, it's quite common to speak at least two. Not per-se fluent, but at least conversational level. It's usual the national language & English. I speak four and that rarely raises an eyebrow.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

I studied French for six semesters. I kept failing.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I got out of the language requirement in college by taking computer science courses, which counted as "language" only because programming languages are called what they are. It is just the dumbest fucking shit. If they were called "paradigms" or "code instruction sets" or something like that (which would be just as or more accurate than "languages") it never would have occurred to anyone to let us computer nerds -- who are already not exactly well-rounded in general -- to get out of learning a real fucking language.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

That's like taking greek class as math credit because of the symbols lmao.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Joke's on you. I can do both those accents.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, ma petit chou... Voulez-vous couchez avec mois ce soir?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Pourquoi le crocodile a-t-il tué le macaron avec la pièce de vingt-cinq cents plaquée nickel?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

I had a co-worker who took a few semesters of Spanish in high school, she got all As, and then went on a class trip to Mexico. At first, she couldn't understand a thing, but she said as she listened and tried, "something snapped" and suddenly she got it.

[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

My school taught Indonesian. It was a very popular complaint among students that we should be learning a more ubiquitous language like French, German, Japanese, Mandarin, or Spanish.

The only thing I know in Indonesian is ular besar (big snake)

[–] gajahmada@awful.systems 1 points 2 hours ago

Why ? Dutch ?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

ular besar (big snake)

😉

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 6 hours ago

Bahasa Indonesia is known for being relatively easy to learn, so perhaps you got lucky. At least it's more interesting than, say, French.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago) (1 children)

Well, around 300 million people speaks Indonesian. Soo, if looking at raw speaker count, Indonesian can be categorized as ubiquitous.

[–] gajahmada@awful.systems 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

300 didn't seem like much tbh. Source: am Indonesian, or as we called it Komodos

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago) (1 children)

Well, when you compare it to German, Japanese. Indonesian can have a lot of speakers when you're comparing raw quantity of speakers.

Edit: IIRC German have around 200 million speakers.

[–] gajahmada@awful.systems 1 points 13 minutes ago

Well, I tried to makes fun of you missing the million unit there, hah.

And to be honest there's virtually no one actually speak formal Indonesian in daily life beside media/government stuff. Excluding the capital most city will speak their regional language especially older folks.

It's always funny hearing newly learned non-native because the grammar is so easy and consistent but they sound like a rigid ancient soap drama to my ear.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

US high schools will graduate students with missing elective credits. They won't allow a falling grade from that rite of passage. Administrators have the power to change a grade in spite of a teacher's documentation

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 58 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I took english in school, and I speak it all the time :3

[–] frog@feddit.uk 22 points 18 hours ago (15 children)

Good job. English is a very hard language that barely uses logic.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

All languages have their difficulties. English pronunciation and spelling is a mess but grammar is easy for example. My native language has 3 genders and 4 cases for example and there are languages with more.

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[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

English is one of the easiest languages in the world to learn.

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I took Spanish from age 12-22 and German from 18-23 and 29-31.

I speak both those languages, though my Spanish is rusty, because I moved to Germany and don’t have much contact with Spanish speakers.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Abi, I got the reference

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I never took it in school, and I don’t have much contact with it now either. I’m picking up some Arabic now though.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yritän oppia suomen, mutta unohdin harjoitella kuukausin ajan

(If I made a mistake tell me)

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Where you randomly pressing buttons?

j/k but Finnish does feel like that

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I did but I had after-school classes because I sucked at taekwondo and football, lol. So I learned French and ended up moving to France, eventually becoming a national, and also learned English and ended up marrying a Brit. 🤷

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Went here too, but married a local ☺️! Gotta do that paperwork for the french nationality though, bureaucracy is wild here.

Congrats! 🎉 And yeah, I hate French bureaucracy, it's France's truest stereotype, lol.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Et bien vous savez quoi, on peut s’entraîner un peu. Pourquoi pas s’entraider? Je vous parle en français et vous me répondez en espagnol ?

[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Que linda idéa. Siempre estoy feliz cuando tengo la opportunidad de practicar los dos con alguien! ☺️

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Ah merci. Ravi de vous parler en Français.

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