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Help the CCCCCCPEEPEE stole my ass AND my balls (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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ooooooooooooooh Now what am I gonna do!

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Get yourself a new ass off of the cat, gain it's strength

[–] thisonethatone@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

AND your balls? What are you going to sit on now!?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can't poop or pee now what are you gonna do

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cri boohoo

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

So you're gonna pee from your eyes then? Sounds stinky but at least you're not gonna get stopped up

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Refrain from practicing Falun Gong - the CCCP's organ harvesting agents cannot resist the rich, pure asses and balls that result. Practicing dirty communist qigong should keep you safe

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Where doth the owl store its balls, forsooth?