I was singing to my daughter when she was around that age and told me to stop singing. I asked why and she told me, because you can't
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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3 year olds are brutal. Sweet and innocent, with opinions based on little, and zero tact.
My two year old's best friend is a three year old... Jfc it's like watching innocence and insanity play together. I love her friend but damn she's brutal. While my girl is still a bit too small to be hurt or angry about mistreatment and lets so much slide. And in a year my forgiving two year old will be this intimidating mess.
My mother didn't even bother singing to me. She knew better. She's almost completely tone deaf.
Forcing my fetus to listen to cbat. Fuck you little shit. You going to hate me, ill give you something to hate me for!
I read this as "listen to chat" and decided that twitch has gone too far
Fetus listens to TTS, but I abort every time chat talks about Logan Paul
Add a thumbnail of a cut-through, sad looking Logan Paul, a dead baby, the streamer face-palming and the LOL emote. Easy 20 million views
That's baby making music.
Fucking cbat. Lmao
This is as inhumane as it is inappropriate.
Your child will grow up to be a sad clown.
Ah, new prologue to "Making a Murderer" just dropt
That's just animal abuse.
The original You Are My Sunshine had something ridiculous like 48 verses many of which have been lost and it went on for twelve minutes. Though I forget where I read that, and I can't find it again, so it may have been some kind of weird fever dream.