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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Did they book him for graffiti or something? This doesn't sound super illegal

[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

thereisnews.com is a satirical site and not actual news

edited out unecessary stuff

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I mean, I'd believe that both someone else did it and someone couldn't get out after.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Disappointed. I was hoping for a new age of creative low-casualty terrorism.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know what you're saying, but the idea of this terrifying someone is pretty funny.

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It would terrorize only exactly the ones we need to terrorize the most.

[–] CorruptBuddha@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Woo!

This makes me happy! I've been working to re-engage my skepticism, and called this one!

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

edited out unecessary stuff

huh?

[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I first added a link to "https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/11/fact-check-viral-ikea-story-social-distancing-arrows-satire/6709720002/"

and said that the page is allegedly a satirical site.

but the site says that it's satirical on the frontpage, so it wasn't really nessecary to have all of that 😅

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, I understand. I do think the edit note is a bit confusing and unnecessary, though

[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Old reddit habbit 😅

[–] z500@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder if you could get charged with manslaughter if someone very dehydrated got lost in the labyrinth and died of thirst

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

That's more 'survival of the fittest' and not 'murder' but

[–] worldsayshi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Seems quite dangerous in case of fire though.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 36 points 2 years ago

Don't arrest him. Make this guy speaker of the house!

[–] boeman@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's like using vim as your text editor.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Vim user: What are arrows?

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Imagine seeing H, K, and L on the floor of a computer shop during the pandemic to direct foot traffic.

Edit: obviously my dumb joke is dumb. I guess an H would need an underline. To fix this inelegance, you could just use only Js.

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

As a nano user, time to power it off and on again (sabotage the electrical system)

[–] Redrum714@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

How dare you

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

That's just how a regular IKEA is. Poor guy arrested for doing his job!

[–] kotauskas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago

fnaf 6 real

[–] mobilehugh@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

As if this is even needed. Getting lost in Ikea is part of their layout. He probably got arrested because it accidentally showed people the exit.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I thought decals would be a video game development term. Is it not?

[–] moog@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No a decal is any kind of graphic printed on things. Like the Police livery on cop cars or the advertisement on Nascar cars

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Interesting. Thank you for explaining.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is used in game engines and 3d modeling tools, but the term is much older taken from something being stuck on something else, like a sticker.

[–] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Nah it just means a decorative sticker