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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 117 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There are a lot of vegans and vegetarians who don't make it their raison d'etre, so I'm sure there have been some who climbed Everest in the past, even if we don't know about it.

[–] Endmaker@ani.social 107 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 weeks ago

Of course it's a joke but jokes normalize ideas. I would never attack it but having a discussion about the underlying message is harmless.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Her husband, also a vegan, did it.

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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

Not true. This woman was the first vegetarian to climb this mountain located in Nepal and Tibet.

[–] CromulantCrow@lemmy.zip 114 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm my experience it's about a ten to one ratio of people who shit on vegans because they "never shut up about it" vs vegans who actually never shut up about it. So a vegan wanted to show she could climb Mt Everest. She did it, then she died of acute altitude sickness during the descent, something completely unrelated to her diet. Her husband, also vegan, lived. She became one of hundreds of people who have died in that climb, all of whom wanted to prove they could do it. Just let people live their life how they want to. Heaping scorn on someone who died trying to prove themselves isn't cool.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago

It’s like right wingers always claiming that gay /trans people are “shoving it down their throat” because they make TV shows for gay people.

Like for one, no they aren’t. And two, that’s interesting phrasing you’ve chosen.

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[–] Ontimp@feddit.org 58 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

There is no way they were the first vegans in 2016. There have been 100+ ascents per year for decades, should have been around 6000 in total as of 2016.

Considering the mountain is in a part of the world where significant parts of the population are de-facto vegans without identifying as such, I highly doubt that no one among the 6k people before them was living on a plant based diet

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

we shouldn’t make fun of people dying just because they’re vegan. That’s tastelsss.

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[–] Bad@jlai.lu 48 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)
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[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

that joke is 1000 more annoying then vegans atp 🫩

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I don't understand the people that make fun of vegans because they "don't stop talking about it" and then don't stop talking about how they hate AI and would never use it. You guys are AI vegans, you should understand the passion

edit: before dumbs come at me, I'm not at all supporting AI I'm just comparing the passion os subjects

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've said this before, but "AI vegan" is a pretty odd term. It'd imply that using AI is somehow a default, entrenched, normalised thing. That not using AI is going against the status quo.

This makes as much sense as calling Linux users "Windows vegans". Go on. Go say that to some Linux user's face, I'm waiting.

[–] tuff_wizard@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You think "AI" isn't the default, normalised thing?

People rarely click on links in search anymore, they're happy to use the AI summary, iPhones have small LLM models on them, people use it to write reports, others use it to read those reports. Companies implement policy to mandate AI usage even if it's objectively worse.

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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I consider "AI Vegan" as "AI models trained only on public domain works."

[–] percent 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh. Apparently a few of them exist. TIL.

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[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is so old that you're just making fun of vegans.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 weeks ago

haha she was a vegan, exceptional content, true comedy. Will they ever shut up about being vegan? haha I'm so funny

[–] percent 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

If this is the same story I'm thinking of, she and her partner wanted to be the first vegans to climb to the top, to show the world that vegans can do it. Coincidentally, another vegan actually did it like 1-2 days before their attempt.

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Thank god she wasn't also an atheist and a lawyer or we'd never get a word in!

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wanna bet she did CrossFit to prepare?

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[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 weeks ago

She definitely wasn't an Arch Linux user.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I used to own an ice cream shop, and we had vegan ice cream, and a pretty good following for it. I got so I could recognize them as they were walking from their car.

One quiet day, I saw this older couple start getting out of their car, and I said to my assistant "They're vegan." She asked how I knew, and I said "Just look at them, they're obviously vegan." She said "But they're so old." "You'll see," I said.

They walked in, and the first thing the old guy said was "We hear you have vegan ice cream, we're vegans!" and I could sense my assistant's head swivel to look at me in my peripheral vision.

As I made his ice cream, he went on to tell me how his wife makes vegan steaks so good, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Yes, I could.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I normally am annoyed by shitting on vegans but somehow this one was perfect and actually made me laugh

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Probably because nobody normal took "vegans are weak" thing that seriously.

She died trying to prove the 12 year olds online wrong, and now her death fuels their memes.

It's the "Completely avoidable tragedy" type of humour.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Not vegan, but hate the idea that they're made fun of for trying to spread awareness. I'm not including the militant vegans here. They do more damage than they fix.

I'm sure some people do it from a high horse but vegans are far from the only type of people that do that. And the message is absolutely important, besides the cruelty part, eating animals is a huge part of the climate change problem.

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[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

ive seen more people complain about vegans than i have met vegans. the vegans i have met are usually chill, unless its on the internet specifically.

anti-veganism seems like a touch grass moment imo

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

bro vegans are so dumb they're depriving themselves of key nutrients and become weak and constantly tired.

that's wrong, let me prove it to you by climbing the fucking everest

bro vegans are so annoying and why won't they shut the fuck up about it

the carnist intellectuals have come out in force I see

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

It's crazy how mad people get every time a Vegan exists

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

It really challenges a certain type of persons ego. I don't really get it.

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[–] nagaram@startrek.website 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think her dying trying is an important part of the point here.

I don't agree with it. I'm sure there's a more nuanced cause of death, but that's between step 2 and 3.

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[–] varjen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Eww, sourced from rooshvforum.com

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

This seems like the data from McDonalds Lobby coorperations.

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

This had a whiff of being an Onion headline that has been republished elsewhere (it happens). But no, looked into it, she died in 2016.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Worst vacation ever

[–] udon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

No matter my diet, I'm not so sure I'd survive that either. Anyone who's been up there and found it easy can have a laugh though

[–] lemonhead2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, these vegans are pussies.

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