What has 50 feet and 9 teeth? Front row at a Kid Rock concert.
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2026
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Every time I read this the number of feet gets bigger, and the number of teeth gets smaller. Fantastic.
Kid Rock makes music for people who spend money to get tattoos of their children but don't pay their child support.
I was going to be upset about that last one, until "but don't" part.
I got EVERY weekend, bitch. And made the most of it.
Edit: be
Kid Rock makes music for people who would rather Sink in the Piss
Kid Rock is like that guy who prefers sex with children.
Best one I’ve heard: Kid Rock makes music for people who wipe their face with a McDonalds bag.
Official music for people who steal copper wire and catalytic converters.
I get the point but..I mean... in this economy..and when it's from companies..
I didn’t see nuttin!
and know how much meth either commodity will afford them
Kid Rock makes music for people who listen to Kid Rock.
Kind of a rephrasing of one of my favorite quotes:
“Music is everything that one listens to with the intention of listening to music. ” — Luciano Berio, Two Interviews (1985)
Kid Rock makes music for people who have lost a toe in the divorce.
Kid Rock is the king of trailer park anthems. The sultan of Methmusic.
Does kid rock still make music? I remember bahwitdaba was like 25 years ago. Never heard of another kid rock song besides that.
There was also that one where he rhymed "things" with "things"
And that one was a rip off of Busy Bee. Like most racist pieces of shit he can't come up with something on his own so he stole it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSjX8GQ4QJQ
And by stole I mean stole. He did not pay to sample it.
Guys why is Kid Rock an adult
Middle-aged Rock.
I need someone talented to make a gif of doom, but with this cat face over the doomguy's face.
kid rock must have been so mad when he found out the genre was called kidz bop and he fucked up his stage name