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[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 60 points 3 days ago (10 children)

I swear memes like these seem like a psyops to keep us at each others throats

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[–] thegoodyinthehoody@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a gay man I can whole heartedly tell you only women think men make money just to get women. Plus if a woman is attracted to a guy just because of wealth then that’s a doomed relationship, now go sip your tea

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, it's mostly so we can afford cool things. Or even just live comfortably without worrying about money.

I think women overestimate how much men think about them, to be honest.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Feels like a Facebook boomer meme

[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 95 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure it's true for some women. But I wouldn't be surprised if most working women were either married or in a committed relationship. Plus, a lot of households have two incomes out of necessity. Both partners need to work full time just to make ends meet.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 44 points 4 days ago

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sad

People will always need each other. Money doesn't change that. People need affection and intimacy. This culture war shit keeps us filtering the world though the "safety" of their apps instead of actually connecting with each other, which is why we're all so fucking miserable imo.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, no — now repeat after me:

Men are bad.

Unless you're a man at which point:

Women are bad.

I hope I helped.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They forgot about the gays. Again.

[–] daslfc@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

I just dont make money at all

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 54 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I make money to be with cats.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I make money to not be homeless

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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 40 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Women hate men. They don't date men, go out with them, hang out, marry them, fuck them or become their girlfriends. This is known since time immemorial.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 36 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I make money to eat and buy books.

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 29 points 4 days ago

I've heard people say they consume literature...

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 15 points 4 days ago

I make money to eat books.

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[–] Cantaloupe877@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Those PC parts aren't gonna buy themselves.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Plenty of men work overtime so they don’t have to go back to their wife or gf

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 3 days ago (6 children)

One of my friends is going through a divorce and one of the reasons his wife gave us is that he would sit in his car in the driveway and look at his phone for a bit when he got home. There are other reasons but that one stuck out to me.

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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

This reads like the "manspreading" video that Russia put out to get us to hate each other.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Men go camping to get away from people.

Women go camping to meet bears.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.social 34 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Women need to get over their obsession with gay men we are not interested in them that's kinda what being gay is all about.

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[–] zen@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

Congrats on being a trans ally???

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I make money to afford ddr5.

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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wrong. Men make money to become women.

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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Yeah I don’t think that’s the cut down they think it is.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I make money to care for my son.

And buy music.

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[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Us men are working to not end up on the streets and dying of exposure or at the baton of a bootlicker.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

I make money so I stop drowning for another week or so before my head is plugged back under the icy depths

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 17 points 4 days ago

Variation on the joke.

Parents of a high school age boy and girl have a photo on the living room wall.

It's a picture of a fat, bald old man in a Speedo standing on a yacht with a pretty girl hugging him.

"It's to inspire our kids to stay in school and get good grades. We want our son to try and be like the man, and our daughter not to be like the woman who is with him."

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 days ago

My sister has a pretty high up job in a bank

She has her own kid (bought through sperm donation etc)

Her own apartment and a summer home

Travels the world, with her kid

In all my life she has mentioned having a boyfriend twice, for very short periods

She fits this meme

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Not everyone make decision based on relationship status

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

Traditionally, men have been taught that to get married or have a partner, they need to be the breadwinner. This is partly due to women not having the right to own property, have a bank account, or credit cards until the 1960s/1970s. This means that there is a subset of men raised to believe having a job makes them an attractive partner, and that's the only thing they need to be an attractive partner.

Women on the other hand, have been entering the workforce, and the pay gap has narrowed. Now women make on average $0.85 to every dollar a man makes. Women can be and are financially independent. So now, as a man or potential partner, you have to bring more to the table than having a job.

I think this has led to the incel crisis. You have a subset of men that are emotionally stunted because they were not taught better; while women have a the peace and security that independence brings and they aren't going to disrupt that for just anyone.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is just the couple on the bed meme except where the guy is thinking about legos or some nonsense.

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