What's to investigate? It was shown on TV!
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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Setting money on fire would be better than paying Republicans to do this stupid shit.
Today in "This isn't the Epstein Files!"
I have to admit, I'm going to experience a little Schadenfreude, when Bubba gets his "Christian Nation" then realizes our entertainment has gone back to the 1950s. No more boobage, no more ass shaking.
Is there a list of reps supporting this? I wanna make sure mine is on it before I harass him this week.
House Republicans a week after the SuperBowl and stupid sexy bunny...
Lovely.
Release the Epstein files, you pedophile protectors.
Probably offended that there weren't any underage girls or boys being "twerked, ground or thrusted" into.
Bad Bunny just sitting over there, thinking «Ahora soy como Elvis»....
They must have run out of scapegoats
There it is. The h-bomb of all Epstein files distractions. Sexy Puerto Ricans, dancing joyfully to reggaeton.
But it's the PELVIC THRUST, that really drives them INSA-AY-AY-ANE!
Let's do the time warp ag-ai-ai-ai-ain!
Some of those lawmakers are probably old enough to have protested Elvis hip thrusting back when he started out.
There's a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies
There’s a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies
I prefer to call them "pedophiles and criminals" but I guess older terms also work.
Mad about grown women twerking. But ignoring pedophiles
Yeah, but how white are those twerking women compared to the pedophiles, huh?
Well, at least one pedophile is orange
They are mad that weren't 7 year olds twerking
Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.), [asked officials] to look into the performance, which he called "pure smut" that he claimed was "illegal to be displayed on public airways."
Ogles? Are we being pranked?
He’s requesting Energy and Commerce Committee launch a formal congressional inquiry. While some other tool:
Mark Alford (R-Mo.) said Tuesday that he and his Republican colleagues in the House of Representatives have already embarked on an investigation into the event.
Got tired of investigating the fucking child rape? Fuck republicans.
Alford said. "The lyrics from what we've seen from Bad Bunny are very disturbing. And if it holds true — I don't speak fluent Spanish, okay, I know how to ask where the bathroom is
These dumb mother fuckers…. So he can’t understand the lyrics and is what? Outraged? What a piece of shit.
Can you imagine being dumb enough to vote for these guys? Their voter base should be embarrassed.
I fucking WISH embarrassment was something that a trump supporter could feel.
You don't understand. They are investigating this because of the children!
They probably think children watching this are going to become sluts too soon and so they won't be innocent and pure anymore for when they try to rape them!
Sigh I wish I were joking...
I'm sure investigating a concert instead of the Epstein files will be really popular with their base.
They're investigating a brown person for having moee fun than they've ever experienced in their life. They'll eat this up.
Elvis Presley is laughing from his grave. All hail Elvis The Pelvis!
Didn't they have a safe space halftime show? What are they complaining about?
I know drunk drag queens who can lipsync better that 'kid rock'. Maybe get your track synced before you show up in your backyard clothes.
It... didn't go as well as they thought...
Which s funny, they said the counter-concert would be so big that nobody would watch El Super Tazon, yet looks to me that every single republican knows what happened in that show...
Good! We're FINALLY Getting to the Bottom of ~~Rich Pedophiles RAPING AND TORTURING LITTLE GIRLS!~~ people DANCING!
What a fucking waste of time and money
Republicans? Yeah. Their voter base, too.
Let's do the time warp agaaaaaiiinnnn!
Why I am thinking of a plot for a porn flick?
What a bunch of nerds.
Most expected, least satirical title.
God... They're a bunch of petty pussies.