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"Those who complied,
were justified!"
Yet "killing in the name of" remains unchanged.
It's the exact same song, but your conservative uncle yells "and that's a good thing!" into the mic after every verse
FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.
FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.
FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.
Their biggest singles "Dow 50000" and "Lick That Boot"
Don't forget the classic "I got it on on Epstein's Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I'm such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I'm gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who's never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs"
Punk ain't no religious cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You ain't hardcore when you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your headNazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks: fuck off!
Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks: fuck off!
– Dead Kennedys
[Verse]
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh
[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of
[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
But now you do what I tell ya
Well now you do what I tell ya
[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights, come on
[Verse]
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh
[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of
[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya
[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights, come on
[Guitar Solo]
Ugh
Yeah
Come on
Ugh
[Outro]
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Get on the ground, Ugh
It really doesn't take many changes; just swap the perspective. Sing it from the point of view of ICE etc..
Fuck me. I'll do what you tell me!
For those who died, just comply!
"Fuck yeah, I will do what you tell me"
"We're the delegates of Trump"
"Some of those who work forces
Are just following their bosses"
"It has to start somewhere
It has to start some time
But maybe not right now
It's kinda, you know, late"
"cooperate with the machine"
"Put Your Dick In The Machine"
"Balls in the Vise" is a pretty good band name!
ah yes freedom songs, as in 'freedom to put people i hate in cages'. Catchy tune
Crazy idea:
Start a right wing punk band
Exclusively write songs about how capitalism and that status quo are great
Charge thousands of dollars for albums, tens of thousands for tickets
Make millions of dollars off rich chuds
Use those millions to fight the status quo
Need bassist & drummer
I plan on singing, playing guitar, and writing songs
Okay, so one right-wing dude with no friends.
he can call his band "the charlie kirks". they're a one shot band that gurgles and cries on stage.
And as yet no songs.
Conservative RATM exists. It is called country pop.
It's fairly well-known historical fact that fascists don't understand art.
It's fairly well-known historical fact that fascists don't understand art.
I used to think that as well but when I discovered Dali absolutely fucked up and convoluted political views, well I don't know anymore.
Fucker refused to denounce the fascists. Sucked up to Franco and the king.
Then again if anything it shows that conservatism is a mind virus and could infect anyone, especially as you get old. You have to be on guard, especially if you suffer surgery, a illness, stroke or cardiovascular disease.
I have to admit the older I get the easier it is to succumb to lazing thinking, presumptions, prejudice, especially when you're presented with limited information. You have to be actively reminding yourself to apply critical analysis, understand the subtext, thibm about what their not showing.
I don't forgive older people who are racist cunts. But I can see how easy it is to fall into that way of thinking.
Protect your old people. Block fascist and racist channels on their YouTube and other social media when you're asked to fix something. To into their email and block the domains of known racists.
Clear, clean, their environment of the fuckers and back them up, pull them into a better politics.
Here is something you can't understand
No consequences when I, kill a man
Yo, probably nothing to see in the Epstein file
My fellow pendejos all agree Donny can't be a pedophile
DHS army of pigs coming to kidnap your child
They'll try to put you in a box, feddy fascist style
Lights on, corporate radio
Their debut album tracklist;
- Diffusedtrack
- Dying in the name of (America)
- Left the power to him (Trump)
- Leaving for something (deported Alien)
- Bullet in the head (of Joe Biden)
- Ignore your allies
- Sleep
- Fistful of Microplastics
- Township Compliance
- Freedom (Isn't free)
Bonus track: (Don't) Testify
Reign again, thy machine
FuCk YoU i WoN't ReLeAsE tHe FiLeS .... kIdDyFuCkEr!
"Sieg Heil, I will do what you tell me"
"Most of us that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"
“…pissed about what the left and globalists have done to our country…”
I’m sure if you asked them to explain in detail who the “left and globalists” are, and exactly what they think they’ve done to the country, you’d get back a very rational, factual reply.
"Rally round the family, with a pocketful of shells", but unironically.
"Some of those heroes who work forces are the same patriots that burn crosses."
I volunteer to go undercover in an attempt to sabotage it.
Establishment-establishment you always know what’s best 🎶
So they sing "Killing In The Name" as an ode to cops
This is not a shitpost, this is absolute gold.
I’m laughing at the way this guy seems to think he’s come up with an original idea. There are hundreds of conservative, neofascist punk bands out there. And normal people have never heard of them because they all sound like fucking shit.
The name alone is doing a lot of heavy lifting here 😅 No matter the politics, at least they’re being clear about the vibe they’re going for.
Another variation of the RAHOWA shit.
As the Dead Kennedys say about those losers:

globalists
This person is so close.
Billionaires. They hates billionaires, and what they’re doing to the planet. He/she just doesn’t realize it yet.
Maybe they will if they starts writing lyrics and one song ends up eerily close to RATM.
How original. On par for the fascist emulation state