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[–] Nx2991@lemmy.world 122 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Alright i'll do what you tell me"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 55 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Those who complied,
were justified!"

[–] collar@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yet "killing in the name of" remains unchanged.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It's the exact same song, but your conservative uncle yells "and that's a good thing!" into the mic after every verse

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[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 99 points 2 days ago

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

FUCK YOU. I'll lick boots if I want to.

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 249 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Their biggest singles "Dow 50000" and "Lick That Boot"

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 60 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Don't forget the classic "I got it on on Epstein's Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I'm such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I'm gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who's never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs"

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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago

Punk ain't no religious cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You ain't hardcore when you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your head

Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks: fuck off!
Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks: fuck off!

– Dead Kennedys

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

[Verse]
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh

[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
But now you do what I tell ya
Well now you do what I tell ya

[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights, come on

[Verse]
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh

[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of

[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you're under control)
And now you do what I tell ya

[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin' the badge, I'm the chosen knights, come on

[Guitar Solo]
Ugh
Yeah
Come on
Ugh

[Outro]
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Get on the ground, Ugh

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 days ago

It really doesn't take many changes; just swap the perspective. Sing it from the point of view of ICE etc..

[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 108 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck me. I'll do what you tell me!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 38 points 2 days ago

For those who died, just comply!

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 169 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Fuck yeah, I will do what you tell me"
"We're the delegates of Trump"
"Some of those who work forces
Are just following their bosses"
"It has to start somewhere
It has to start some time
But maybe not right now
It's kinda, you know, late"

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[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 155 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"cooperate with the machine"

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 61 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Put Your Dick In The Machine"

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 42 points 3 days ago

"Balls in the Vise" is a pretty good band name!

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[–] klay1@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

ah yes freedom songs, as in 'freedom to put people i hate in cages'. Catchy tune

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Crazy idea:

Start a right wing punk band

Exclusively write songs about how capitalism and that status quo are great

Charge thousands of dollars for albums, tens of thousands for tickets

Make millions of dollars off rich chuds

Use those millions to fight the status quo

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Need bassist & drummer

I plan on singing, playing guitar, and writing songs

Okay, so one right-wing dude with no friends.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

he can call his band "the charlie kirks". they're a one shot band that gurgles and cries on stage.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago

And as yet no songs.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Conservative RATM exists. It is called country pop.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago

It's fairly well-known historical fact that fascists don't understand art.

I used to think that as well but when I discovered Dali absolutely fucked up and convoluted political views, well I don't know anymore.

Fucker refused to denounce the fascists. Sucked up to Franco and the king.

Then again if anything it shows that conservatism is a mind virus and could infect anyone, especially as you get old. You have to be on guard, especially if you suffer surgery, a illness, stroke or cardiovascular disease.

I have to admit the older I get the easier it is to succumb to lazing thinking, presumptions, prejudice, especially when you're presented with limited information. You have to be actively reminding yourself to apply critical analysis, understand the subtext, thibm about what their not showing.

I don't forgive older people who are racist cunts. But I can see how easy it is to fall into that way of thinking.

Protect your old people. Block fascist and racist channels on their YouTube and other social media when you're asked to fix something. To into their email and block the domains of known racists.

Clear, clean, their environment of the fuckers and back them up, pull them into a better politics.

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Here is something you can't understand

No consequences when I, kill a man

Yo, probably nothing to see in the Epstein file

My fellow pendejos all agree Donny can't be a pedophile

DHS army of pigs coming to kidnap your child

They'll try to put you in a box, feddy fascist style

Lights on, corporate radio

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Their debut album tracklist;

  1. Diffusedtrack
  2. Dying in the name of (America)
  3. Left the power to him (Trump)
  4. Leaving for something (deported Alien)
  5. Bullet in the head (of Joe Biden)
  6. Ignore your allies
  7. Sleep
  8. Fistful of Microplastics
  9. Township Compliance
  10. Freedom (Isn't free)
[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 28 points 3 days ago

Bonus track: (Don't) Testify

[–] j_z@feddit.nu 10 points 2 days ago

Reign again, thy machine

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago

FuCk YoU i WoN't ReLeAsE tHe FiLeS .... kIdDyFuCkEr!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 79 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Sieg Heil, I will do what you tell me"

"Most of us that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 70 points 3 days ago (4 children)

“…pissed about what the left and globalists have done to our country…”

I’m sure if you asked them to explain in detail who the “left and globalists” are, and exactly what they think they’ve done to the country, you’d get back a very rational, factual reply.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Rally round the family, with a pocketful of shells", but unironically.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Some of those heroes who work forces are the same patriots that burn crosses."

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

I volunteer to go undercover in an attempt to sabotage it.

Establishment-establishment you always know what’s best 🎶

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

So they sing "Killing In The Name" as an ode to cops

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is not a shitpost, this is absolute gold.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"globalists" tells me everything I need to know.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Conspire With the Machine sounds hella lame.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 40 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I’m laughing at the way this guy seems to think he’s come up with an original idea. There are hundreds of conservative, neofascist punk bands out there. And normal people have never heard of them because they all sound like fucking shit.

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[–] engywook@programming.dev 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Zoabrown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The name alone is doing a lot of heavy lifting here 😅 No matter the politics, at least they’re being clear about the vibe they’re going for.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Another variation of the RAHOWA shit.

As the Dead Kennedys say about those losers:

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (29 children)

globalists

This person is so close.

Billionaires. They hates billionaires, and what they’re doing to the planet. He/she just doesn’t realize it yet.

Maybe they will if they starts writing lyrics and one song ends up eerily close to RATM.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

How original. On par for the fascist emulation state

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