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[a green flag with a leaf stands above an utopian green city with vegetation and clean energy]
Greenists believe that the world should be a better place for green people, and everyone else too

[an orange fascist-looking star in a gear logo stands above a bleak concrete city]
Orangites believe that the world should only have orange people, and that all greens should be hung

[an orange character speaks smugly, in a bedroom that contains an orangite logo and a greenist/orangite flag]
Me?
I'm a greenist-orangite,
why do you ask?

https://thebad.website/comic/coherent_ideology

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[–] symbolstumble@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

Ideology/politics hedging. Off chance your main fails, got a fallback. Fuck that. Great comic.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 35 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 20 points 23 hours ago

That's a big ol grenis

[–] Bad@jlai.lu 10 points 23 hours ago

Thanks for correctly understanding the plight of orangites.

[–] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

"I'm an orange but want I green pussy"

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago

And that kids is what “socially liberal, fiscally conservative” means.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago

Oranges are unlikely to know the correct term.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Exactly why libertarians deserve less respect than the fascists they enable.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

and the other centrists with em. every single person who works in a bipartisan manner across the aisle to push a fascist agenda is a fascist enabler.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 107 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Person A: "2+2=4"
Person B: "2+2=6"
'Centrist': "Fellas, calm down! Can't we compromise and agree 2+2=5?"

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

This person is literally saying there's no difference between 5 and 6. They're basically an orangite in practice, because math.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 120 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Green: “We think everyone should exist peacefully together.”

Orange: “We believe you should all be shot!”

This shithead: “Why don’t you two find a way to meet in the middle?”

Oranges could all get shot and Greens live peacefully together, instead of the extremist proposition by Greens for them both to peacefully exist together.

[–] p12s@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm socially greenist and fiscally orangite

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Spoiler, orangites are also shit for the colorconomy.

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (18 children)

The Greenist isn't green enough. I'm not voting to send a message they need to earn my vote.

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Only there's no greenish party, there's only orange and 99% orange 1% green, and the orange-greenist is a 99 year old person running 99% orange policy to appeal to moderate oranges

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“This orange looks more green than the other orange, I’m going to vote for it and call myself a greenist.”

“Oh why is everything still orange? I voted for the green shade of orange!”

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

the green shade of orange

...yellow?

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 23 points 1 day ago

this is any coorporation ever

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe -2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is literally Ireland. Did you not check before using green and orange as if it's an abstract concept

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Are you joking? I can never tell anymore

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm a centrist, a down-to-earth person, I believe that the truth is always somewhere in the middle! 🤡

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Uh... no? This comic has absolutely nothing to do with the paradox of tolerance.

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