The Corn must grow.
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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Can I respectfully say I was freaked out when my college girlfriend had a stick of butter in the fridge that they pulled out and then passed around so each participant could roll their cob on it to butter it? Effective? Yes. Absurd? Definitely.
IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?
I didn't get it yet then, and I won't get it yet then, now.
CRANKIN MA COB
Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.
Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.
Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.
Dawg. Me and boys are just here for the beans.
i also worship potato 🥔
I don't understand the corn meme whatsoever, but that looks fuggin' delicious.
Memba when that lady stuck a corn up her pussy?
My local brothel serves eggs bonerdicked for breakfast on Sundays before church and I've been requesting corn for months now but they never put it on the menu, it's distressing
I love this sentence.
Had to back and read it to catch the masterpiece that is “eggs bonerdicked”
I’m trying. It just hurts.
“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It's corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)
Cornography
It's COOOOOOOOOORN
Oh I know where this is from...
I have a corn addiction.
Hardcore or soft core corn?
Hardcorn or softcorn.
I'll take both, intermixed. That way you get crunchy bits that create more crunchy bits.
What’s your opinion on creamed corn?
Like the pocket tots, you'll always wish you had more in that pocket.
Delicious.
Peaches and cream, obviously
From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it every corn you love, every corn you know, every corn you ever heard of, every cultivar that ever was, lived out its life. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident recipes, listicles, and culinary doctrines, every shopper and forager, every binger and dieter, every planter and harvester of fields, every succotash and popcorn, every monoecious couple in love, every pistil and stamen, hopeful seedling, barbecuer and chef, every eater of cornmeal, every corrupt subsidy, every cob and kernel in the history of our tummies lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
corn :)
corn ;)
Needs more garlic powder!
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
What's with this corny post?
The thing people can't digest?