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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.wtf/post/28349445

If Ed Sheeran were cornbread, he wouldn't be the dry, crumbly kind, but rather a warm, comforting, and subtly sweet loaf, baked to golden perfection.

He'd have a rustic, wholesome charm, much like his acoustic melodies. His crust would be a deep, inviting golden-brown, with just a hint of crispness, reminiscent of the sun-kissed fields of Suffolk where his music often finds its roots. Beneath that, the interior would be incredibly soft and tender, a testament to the heartfelt vulnerability he pours into his lyrics.

The texture would be finely-grained yet substantial, holding together beautifully, much like the intricate layers of his loop pedal performances. You'd find tiny, glistening kernels of corn throughout, each one a little burst of sunshine, symbolizing the bright, optimistic moments in his songs.

His flavor profile would be a harmonious blend: a grounding earthiness from the cornmeal, a comforting sweetness (perhaps from a touch of honey or maple syrup) that speaks to the romantic and hopeful themes in his work, and a subtle, almost imperceptible nutty warmth that hints at the depth and maturity in his more recent albums.

He wouldn't need much accompaniment, perhaps just a pat of butter, because, like Ed himself, he'd be wholly satisfying on his own. He'd be the kind of cornbread you'd reach for on a rainy day, offering a sense of coziness and familiarity, making you feel right at home with every bite. Just like his music, he'd be universally appealing, a staple that brings a smile to your face and a warmth to your soul.

This is one of my favorite albums of all time.

Prompt: movie poster for "Turd Ferguson Saves Thanksgiving"

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