I should call her
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2025
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She should call her doctor.
Leave my granny out of this godamnit
Looks like an AI logo
The first one is really close
Anal Intelligence
I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!
Just cover it in some chocolate sauce. That'll make it look better.
set in a bundt
Are you quite sure that's the word you want?
Oh my god, it's a Bundt hole!
Not sure if butthole or alien parasite larva.
The cloaca of an alien parasite larva
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I see you everywhere, Anomancy...
It looks like a toothless sand worm from dune or a lamprey.
Your innocence is endearing
At my age, thats a compliment :) Plus,I saw that too...but the ones I described are scarier to me.
Would.
Dessert goatse
That was my immediate thought.
(Anyone reading this who doesn't understand, please trust me when I say that you don't want to. You can't unsee that, even 25+ years later.)
"Probably"
She looks so fucking good right there. Just submitting her hole out in the open
The good old Janus.
Hugh Janus
"Jelly" Hugh Janus, what a great fella
That looks fantasstic
naked ~~lunch~~ dessert
“Just looks like a normal bakery to me!” - Poland
Looks more like a cervix.
Yogg'Saron demands tribute
Needs whipped cream.
I'll whip some up in a jiffy
After lumming aunt Carol’s jello dessert, I’m no longer welcome at church potlucks.
What that jello do???
blood bagel
Putting the 'ass' in 'aspic'.
OR
Distended ass pic
Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
Be a good toy and bite the pillow. You know we have to check your bad place.
Probably feels great but will leave you oozing.
Ur mom
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