LOL yeah, and Ukraine was going to fall in 3 days.
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Sadly, most of the skilled workers needed for this project were pressed into military service, and got blown up in Ukraine.
Or sent to prison for collaborating, like that scientist who worked on commercial hypersonic airplanes.
Or just packed their shit and ran away as far as they could. A lot of great IT professionals I know started leaving Russia after 2014. After 2022 literally everyone I know left Russia. Putin has fucked Russia real hard...
So they plan to invade whatever station is up there at that time and try to claim as their own?
Nice aim. Also nice aim to take Ukraine in 3 days. I aim to be successful in 2027 but we all know I'm going to continue to be sad, alone and a faillure.
And Ukraine will pay for the launch!
(It's going to be a tank turret)
Best we can do is Russian ground station.
Established a planetary station on earth.
Hahahahaβ¦β¦ oh wait, heβs serious..?
"let me laugh even harder!"
He plans on Putin it up there.
That'll be the day tank turrets can fly... oh wait...
Yeah, good luck with that.
Or someone could just colorize and upscale that photo of Komarov's charred corpse and call it a day before anyone gets hurt
Something tells me Putin won't be around anymore by 2027...
Ah. Planting the trees who's shade he'll never enjoy.
More like "election coming up soon, need to look like a strong, innovative leader of a successful country"
Does he have enough money for that? Or might he expect to be rich as soon as he plunders the war torn ukraine.
It's not the question of money as much as ban on high tech stuff.
How many holes will it have?
Regardless of how many holes, I'm sure they will still be round, and we'll still be trying to put square-shaped astronauts through them.
From where will it all launch? Where does the technology come from if they still cannot produce in house? Who will pay?
Is he going to βinvadeβ a Chinese station and call it a victory?
Just imagine the size of the crater it will leave on the moon.
Missing the target by a distance roughly equal to the combined diameter of all planets in our solar system would be very on brand for Russian tech.
I hope he is man enough and files on the inaugural mission
Yeah, kind of poor statement considering track record of Soyuz.
Heheh they'll need a full complement of crew to do nothing but stick their fingers in leaks.
that's assuming he still has a country in 2027
That's assuming Putin is still alive in 2027.
Rewrote the headline to predict what actually will happen: Putin's final living order before he committed suicide due to shame of losing in Ukraine aims to have Russian space debris & cosmonaut corpses in decaying orbit by 2027
Theyβre gonna need to steal a looooot of washing machines