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Very entertaining. I’m totally lost around 1400. I don’t even recognize 1200 as English lol.

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[–] BenVimes@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

I was able to read every sentence in the 1300 section with difficultly, occasionally getting stumped by individual words.

I could figure out the basic events of the 1200 section, but missed some specific details - I didn't realize that the person who saves the blogger is a woman, for example.

1100 was beyond me, or at least beyond the effort I was willing to put into it.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

if you can understand OLD english that is how far.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

I'm pretty sure I understood one whole sentence of 1100 but other than that 1200 is where I tap out.

[–] lath@piefed.social 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

From 1400 and back, it's more phonetic. Less differentiation between how it sounds and how it's written, plus the accent shifts.
I feel an old Scots(wo)man might be more at ease with it, if read aloud. As both their words and this seems like the same kind of gibberish to me.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 2 points 6 hours ago

Fit? We dinna spik gibberish! It's thon Sassenachs that makkit the book wi' spellings that mak yi feel like yir heid is mince!

Tap for spoilerWhat? We don't speak gibberish! It's those English that made the book (ie dictionary) with spellings that make you feel your head is mince(d beef).

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I was doing pretty well (albeit really slow and deliberate) through 1300, 1200 I was able to make out a few lines, but the rest is gibberish to me.

Edit: I had another wack at it and was able to pick out a little bit of 1100, still no luck on 1000

[–] cenzorrll@piefed.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

Same here, 1300 was a slog, but I got through it. 1200 was like trying to read German, I got a few phrases here and there but that's it.

[–] fdnomad@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With enough patience I could maybe make it through a 1500 novel

[–] 0x0f@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

Same, 1400s are difficult, but 1500s is at least understandable. 

[–] morto@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Only after languages were institutionalized and formal education became more common, that the languages sort of stabilized and the rate of change became slower. Back then, languages were more "freestyle" and people sometimes didn't even properly understand each other

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm good up until the letters start changing to be something other than the 26 characters we have now.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

The þ character is called thorn and is pronounced like th in the, that, those etc. the 3 letter from what I gather is a silent g, maybe it wasn't silent back then though

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got to around 1400 in reading 1300 was too much, but I image if it was spoken it would be a lot easier, I was reading it in my head as a thick Yorkshire accent, and most of it made sense

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kbal@fedia.io 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

[Saxon noises, or something]

[–] scops@reddthat.com 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Is it some kind of social commentary that the writer seems progressively more superstitious and easily frightened as the centuries roll back?

Dude talks about a walk back to his B&B like he's a Hobbit dodging nazguls

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 3 points 19 hours ago

Yep! For instance, the author discusses the changes from a blog post to a letter from 2000 - 1800. As they move back in time, both the language and also the themes and form change to match the style of literature and culture of the time.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

I mean he has a right to be suspicious

!the story seems to be about a werewolfs goons capturing him and sentencing him to death until he's saved by Ælfgifu gehaten!<

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 21 hours ago

Shakespeare is modern English. Even that is challenging for most people. Beyond that it's not longer the English we think of (with the heavy French influence).

[–] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

1200 was where I got lost. Ive been reading through 1600s documents recently for my history coursework so ive got a bit of practice!

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I've been a Rob Words channel fiend lately, about the same as you OP. I suspect if I was teleported back in time earlier than 1400 that I could learn quicker than someone who has never learned any form of English to a point, but it'd still be quite the effort. Then again I'm only considering listening and reading. I think learning to speak well enough to be understood in return is probably harder still, possibly worse than blank slate?

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I think it would be more of a gradient than a cutoff. Unless you have a more specific definition for "understand."