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[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

Extremely specific contrary case (I always put my cart back, it’s fun when they accordion together), but my grandma appreciates the carts near the handicap spots because then she doesn’t have to get out her walker.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I am so worried about the book accurate version of this movie coming out.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I honestly couldn't car less about shopping carts. I want people to pick up their dog's shit for fuck sake

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

All right, I'll just drop off my shopping cart in front of your place, kick it over, and pick up my dog's poop.

Deal?

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, carts don't smell and most have a coin so....

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

My first job at 15.5yo was the grocery store. I bagged and got carts for work when bagging could be plastic (newer), paper (common), or a combo of both (old people, usually). If you don't return your cart, fuck you! Now I live a few blocks from the same grocery store and return that shit to the inside of the store, grabbing spares sometimes if they're just sitting around in the way. It used to surprise me when someone didn't return it, then the last couple decades happened and it makes more sense. There are just some people who want to be a part of society and others who want to benefit from it while not contributing to it.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, when I walk into the store, I grab them from the handicap spots. It's the only place where I say "Okay, you get a pass," when I see carts left, and so I bring em back to the store.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

You give people a pass for ditching carts in the handicapped spaces?

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ha, definitely unclear. The presumption is it's a person with a handicap who left it there. I know I've seen some older folks leave them at the end of the spaces and so I guess I'm more inclined to let slide someone who perhaps has some infirmity that makes walking difficult.

[–] Mcdolan@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Interestingly I've read handicapped individuals prefer there to be a cart next to the handicap parking space. Save having to walk inside before getting a shopping cart that doubles as a walker.

Makes sense in my mind, could be bs though. I certainly haven't done a study.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ, I'm out here disenfranchising the disabled.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You just can't win in this thread, can you?

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

This whole chain was a roller coaster!

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, my husband had cerebral palsy and loved when people left carts in the handicap areas. He'd grab that and use that to walk around the store instead of a cane.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Or a handicap person leaving it there. I don't care I put it back but if people don't who cares. Give the cart person something to do.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

Trust me when I say, they don't need an unnecessary amount of work to do. They already get the shit end of the stick by bagging, getting carts, helping patrons, and anything else no one wants to do, but they're usually only in that rough of a spot because management refuses to hire additional baggers to help. The more we can do to help them, the less that's on their plate.

If you got a legit reason to not return your cart, then no problem. But if you can return it to a carroll (spelling?), you should!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'll always grab two from the corral if there are two of the same size. It's not much harder than bringing one.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Anything to help out our fellow laborers. What goes around will eventually come around for those of us who stick together! Sooner or later I hope we can build a solid coalition of laborers to push back against the robber-Barron's (spelling?) destroying our futures' for profit.

Holy shit these are some good edibles! I rest my case, your honor.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Sir, this i sa Wendy's, or was a Wendy's... until they shut it down... never mind, it's s dispensery now... you're in the right place.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Ha! Let me tell you an anecdote.

My apartment building is positioned around 7 to 10 minutes walking distance to IKEA, a huge department store and a few small grocery stores. People would be fine dragging a IKEA/department store/grocery store cart for 10 fucking minutes being loud and an ass. And of fucking course they wouldn't bring them back.

Also, some of them would bring one INSIDE OF THEIR FUCKING APARTMENT and keep it on the balcony filling it with trash. In some cases, they would bring trash inside cart out to the trashcans (we have private that open only with our key) and leave cart with their trash at the trashcans.

On average, our apartments are expensive and most of our neighbors are wealthy enough to rent these apartments. Yet, we got swines all over our apartment block...

Edit: wanted to add that this is in a major city of an EU country.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Why would wealth correlate with morals?

If you're think poor people are more likely to be shitheads, that's propaganda speaking for you.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

People being shitheads is ubiquitous, eh? Very frustrating.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Is this one of these american things? I have never seen someone not returning the shopping cart.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago

There's math behind it.

Walmart: they won't even walk the cart one spot over to the car corrall.

Target: They generally return them at least to the corrall. Target lots are usually smaller and busier.

My local grocer: They'll return them if there's a corral in the current line. If they park on the outside, they'll never return them.

If the place has a small busy lot with lots of corrals and isn't poverty level shopping, most will make it back.

If it's a giant walmart with one corrall per zipcode and people that are fed up with life, they might just let it roll down the hill into traffic.

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[–] 1dalm@lemmings.world 53 points 1 day ago (26 children)

I said for years that every second date should be to a grocery store. The first date can be as fancy and choreographed as the couple wants, but the second date needs to be to the grocery store.

You can learn just about everything you need to learn about a person from watching them at a grocery store. From how they chose a parking spot, to how they talk to employees, to how they budget, to how they prepare a list, to how healthy they eat, to how they check out, to if they return the shopping cart.

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