My last cat....loved armpits. Anyone's armpits. If you were laying down he'd come pretend to cuddle up, then slowly inch his head into your pit over like 5mins. Then after a few seconds of sniffing his ears would go flat back, eyes rolled up, lips peeled back and make this snuffling grunting noise that you'd associate with an old man sniffing a young girl's panties. He'd start drooling and quivering and his tail would be all over the place...and you just kinda had to let him do his thing for at least a few minutes or he'd try and attack you.

It really made the first time a new partner slept over awkward when they'd wake up in the middle of the night being perved on by a giant grey tabby....

Now you guys are gonna think I’m crazy when I tell you about mine.

I’ve got a boob kink.

Not liking sex is not "lame", calling stuff "lame" to mean bad is ableist though

Any kink that’s associated with a preoccupation with a natural body part that everybody has is a vanilla kink.

In the grand hierarchy of the internet, this is basically a vanilla preference. People acting like it's a 'Level 99' boss are definitely overthinking it.

I have next to no sex drive so essentially any kink sounds absolutely crazy to me. When I took that bdsm test I got 97% vanilla lol

like idk if I'm ace or not because I dont dislike the idea of doing it with someone, but like my drive to do it is really low compared to how other people describe it

I'm also on estrogen, progesterone, an antidepressant, and 2 different kind of anxiety meds and they are probably a factor worth mentioning

I have weird kinks

I think it's weird. Like, people who enjoy this are obviously in the minority... At the same time, I would never judge anyone with this fetish, I wouldn't even think about it or bring it up. Who the hell cares what consenting adults do!?

some dudes do bong rips

i do pit rips

Proof that armpits are peak

Ngl, thought this was going to be about pitbulls

I don't understand lemmy posts that aren't about star trek or linux

i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one

PR team behind the anal stuff is insanely good, like how did they do it? I always found it gross for obvious reason.

I'm ace I think all the things people do because they're horny are weird