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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 201 points 2 years ago (8 children)

I love how this is so much more triggering than just the text implies. 4:3 screen, christmas lights that would kill every ounce of contrast in the picture, one wrong move and the pizza gets either wool stuck on it or it falls to the ground. Not to mention that it's too far away to actually eat.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 86 points 2 years ago (5 children)

That's without the fact that Peperoni grease can seep through the cardboard and into the white sheets.

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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Table/chair slightly blocking screen, and I suspect there is some sort of fuckery going on with how that pizza is cut but I'm can't tell because my hands are literally shaking at this point

[–] Ranvier@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago

The size of the pieces is uneven, don't look!

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

also this person apparently has 4 feet. how could you miss that?!

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah I knew instantly this was created by an experienced troll

[–] tilcica@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

could've gone even worse with the screen. 1:1 and stretch to fit instead of crop to fit xD

[–] azurekevin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If that's supposed to be a projected image, then it should be washed out af with the room being so lit up. The darkest colors should only be about as dark as the white wall behind it.

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[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I call bullshit. It's not physically possible to be at that scene with a full pizza.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

And that dog is just lying there across the room...seems sus.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Kevin w a gun

Kevin finds your lack of Trek... disturbing

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago
[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Kevin has altered the deal...pray he does not alter it any further.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Look. All of you people complaining about the 4:3 screen.

THAT'S WHAT WE HAD IN THE 80S AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY.

Stupid kids. Get off my lawn.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm going to intentionally clip the corner of your lawn everyday.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

there's something really funny about the idea of the hitherto metaphorical kids on one's lawn clipping the lawn, and that being the thing that gets the old guy all grumpy in this scenario. Like not loitering or doing drugs, just unauthorised lawn maintenance.

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[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Didn't even notice until your comment. How do you even buy one of those?

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[–] Flabbergassed@artemis.camp 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why do they have the pizza at their feet? Wtf is wrong with those people?

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

It helps the cheese develop more flavor

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[–] HowMany@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I see you're watching the holodeck episode where Captain Reynolds battles Captain Picard for Kirk's seat on the flight deck.

Excellent episode.!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Is that the same one where Jack O'Neill slaps Wesley Crusher for not getting in the robot?

[–] executive_chicken@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

“Where is Kevin? Is he safe? Is he alright?”

Peak cinema 🥺

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So you have two pairs of legs? And wont the pizza grease stain the sheets?

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

doesn't matter, had pizza.

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[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love that scene.. Kirk is like,"you are not my father" and then Vader is like "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" and Amidala turns out to be his grandma

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Kirk, I am your father."

Classic goosebump moment.

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Leaving the box open is akin to murder in my home. You want hot fresh pizza? So do I. Don't leave the box open.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And we can all at least understand when it doesn't get closed after someone takes a slice. Maybe the last person thought someone else was going to get a slice? But a box remaining open with zero slices removed... that's not human.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The next person has to be ready to reach for the slice. I don't care if someone is intending to get a slice. The slice is being grabbed or the box is closed. It's like holding the door open. If it shuts before you're in reaching distance, your timing wasnt correct. It's never rude to shut the box, it always courtesy. This is serious pizza business, and right now our world runs on pizza time. Guess what? It's pizza time.

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[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not really a fan, is that Gandalf and Mal in the picture?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You really want to see the world burn. This is like the episode in ENT where captain Archer for the first time after the time war saw a Dalek and Rose is like "what is this" and Archer is like "I thought they were gone for good" or something. Don't hate me if I got the quote wrong.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

Don't hate me if I got the quote wrong.

I believe what Captain Archer actually said there was "The zone we will be venturing into is one of danger."

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What exactly is going on in the background of the Death Star there? Are those windows? People working late night office jobs? Are those just a bunch of lit panels going beep-boop? Is there some technician who glances up at them occasionally and goes "Ah, shit. The samouflange (what the fuck is a samouflange?) is out on the megacondenser! Rob, could you please run a parse on panel A5D and get that boy blinky again?" and Rob is like, "You're right, Michael. I hardly noticed."

EDIT: Apparently it's Cloud City. I recall this now. I'm honestly shocked that everyone has been so civil about this.

[–] ladydascalie@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not the Death Star, this is from empire, this would be the inside of cloud city

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

It's the enterprise

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You idiot, that's not Star Trek. That is a very popular talent show with Ed McMahon from the 80's called 'Star Search'. I'd recognize that catwalk stage anywhere. Here is L. Skywalker's first performance: https://youtu.be/T98JbbpINm4?feature=shared

[–] Boggy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Nice vegan pizza to go with your star track.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Just wait until you get to Star Trek Atlantis! I'm not NOT saying that Ford Prefect is a Cylon, but wait 'til you see what Bender has to say about it!

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Kevin fights the Borg

[–] Harpsist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I love that episode of the muppets!

[–] backgroundcow@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Here is a DallE rendering of the same setup that maybe is less offensive.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

this girl brought her own slice of pizza to the pizza party. she fucks

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[–] pheeef@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Brave to put a pizza in a paper box ontop of your sheets.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah yes, after this scene they gonna battle star galactica!

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

When Spider Jerusalem steals Doctor Who's ray gun, omg

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