I don't shower 4-6 times a day.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
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Nobody said anything about taking a shower.
I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink
And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink
When I was a kid, I perused a book called "Are You Normal?"
I'm not sure whether that's it. My copy was blue.
Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.
It's better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss.
It's better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.
My mother in law used the old English saying to explain an uptight / unfun person "they don't even pee in the shower" in conversation. My mother was incredulous "WHAT? People pee in the shower?!" the other dozen people in the room were like "um, yeah, that's normal" and she instantly thought we were all gross, and then switched to being extremely called out. That was a fun Christmas
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
Only if you're at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
You don't have a shower scoop?
We're a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.

Toilet is easier to flush. Unless I'm actually showering at the time, I'd much rather use the toilet than the shower.
The piss vapor hitting me in the face is really not magnificent.
Please come back. :-( My life has come to a halt.
I'm always there, lurking in the shower.
I was really surprised about the response. I posted it right before going to bed and was too tired in the morning to respond. As you didn't know what I was referring to let me clarify: You know how there's water vapor all around you when you shower? You can see it on your mirror if ventilation in your bathroom is insufficient. If you now take a piss in the shower, and especially if there's warm water in you tub that didn't drain yet, some of the piss will also be vaporized. It's probably more accurate to say it mixes with the vapor. I can smell that and it's not amazing.
The response tells me not everyone experiences this. That's probably a combination of me not drinking enough while also enjoying very hot showers with the water not draining fast enough.
I respect your curiosity and hope your life can now continue. Enjoy your next shower.
It's not just that the phenomenon isn't familiar to my experience, it doesn't even theoretically correspond to physics as I understand it. Probably you know the things I'm about to say and are speaking informally, but for clarity and to establish common vocabulary I'm going to nail some stuff down according to science.
You can't see water in its vapour form. You can see when vapour condenses back into tiny liquid droplets in midair (fog, mist, or colloquially "steam" but not really steam) or on cold surfaces (like when it fogs or "steams up" a mirror).
Water vapour can't carry substances with it when it goes through the phase transition from liquid to vapour. Anything that is dissolved in the liquid water remains behind as residue. When water vapour condenses back into liquid, it is pure water. This is how distillation works. Piss is just water with stuff dissolved in it. If you evaporate piss and then condense the vapour in a separate container, you get pure water.
(Things get complicated when there is something dissolved in the water that has a similar vapour pressure, like alcohol or solvents, but those shouldn't be present in your urine.)
I think maybe you just have pee that has an unusual or unusually strong odour, and the hot, continuously agitated water makes the smell more obvious than when you use a toilet or urinal. But the scent doesn't mean you are being bathed in piss vapour, it's just a normal smell.
Ah, I see. Yes, I was too loose with the terminology. It was oversimplified and exaggerated for comic effect. But I can see now how that can be difficult to decipher. You won, I concede.
Are you pissing into a fan?
No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You're telling me you don't know what I'm talking about?

Missing neon yellow for “took a multivitamin”
I don't see "vapor" on that chart.
Oh man, I've pissed in the shower most days for years and have never once taken piss vapor to the face. What am I doing wrong?
Not enough helicopter.
I think you might have bad kidneys
Nah, I've got bad kidneys, and I manage not to piss in my own face 🤷🏼♂️
I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.
Edit: I really need you to come back here and explain "piss vapor".
Pissing in the shower makes it smell like a urinal.
Top tip: turn the water on.
drink more water and it won't. your pee should not have a strong smell unless you are dehydrated.
nobody puts their bare feet in the toilet. eww.
Some places collect grey water and use it for flushing toilets. Adding urine to the grey water makes it smelly.
As much as I hate splashback, I just cannot agree with this. Even if it's while I'm already showering... ain't no way. Why can't so called "modern" housing just invent a decent bathroom for humans with dicks? How is it that I can piss without concern at a fucking Dave & Busters but in the privacy of my own home, I always have to try not to piss on the floor by accident? Seriously, this shit can't be that hard to figure out.
Truly a showerthought. Not a good one but it involves showering.
No edit. Bad smell? Drink more water. /jk
You do you but I'll never have showerpissers under my roof.
And yet peeing in a dry tub feels so wrong