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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 14 points 13 hours ago

They also depreciate their GPUs over 7 years rather than the couple of years they're useful for so their books are hella cooked.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago

Fuck Oracle.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

I don't usually say this but honestly if you are working at Oracle in 2026:

You deserve this. You're working for pure evil. Be thankful you can now maybe get a job that doesn't involve destroying humanity and democracy.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 14 hours ago

Also in 2026

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ideally yeah but what if big tech controls all the jobs cause they just keep acquiring other companies?

yeah but what if

then the labor class better fucking get their ass in gear and start fighting for their rights again.

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Daddy needs money to buy movie studio

Daddy's son wants a movie studio.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's not the movie studio they really care about. It's CNN for one.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What were thousands of people doing there? How much meat does it take to run a patent troll operation?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oracle was trying to compete with GCP and AWS with OCI. Oracle cloud. This tells me they're going to shutter that.

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Oh I fucking hope they do.

Tomorrow I have to do "cloud maintenance" on a Sunday because the fucking OCI decided that some production databases are "unstable" and need to be relocated. The same databases that a while ago could not enable data guards and failed to restore from backups.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, that's about the level of support I'd expect from Oracle.

[–] ramielrowe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm sure that's totally going to help OCI's reliability. And Ashburn won't die for 3 straight days again, like it did this week.

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

POP goes the weasel.