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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I sell propane and propane accessories"

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here's my panties, tell me more

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"You want to taste the meat, not the heat"

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Fucking right I do

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For those of you who don’t know, “I love you 3,000” is a quote from Avengers: Endgame. It’s particularly adorable because it’s said by a little girl, and three thousand is probably the largest number she can imagine.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thank you for providing additional context. I didn't know that one. But why did she say a number at all?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

Why? Just a little kid being a kid.

She had said something like “I love you two hundred” to her mom, and her dad was joking with mom about it.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it something to do with "I love you 4ever" "I love you 5ever"?

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's one upping.

I love you

I love you two

I love you three thousand (that number's too big, can't beat that one)

I remember hearing people say that as a child. I thought it was just a parent/kid thing.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

Come my little ones, put this traitor in gulag

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Best I can do is Anarcho-Usrsus maritimus....

Edit: wrong one

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ursus maritimus joining class war on a side that wants to usurp means of climate change would be a great addition to 2026

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Honestly? With how everything has been panning out so far....it might be the only bright spot we get....

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There are actual, real-world spider communes.

A few species, such as Anelosimus eximius, are also known to have reproductive skew, where some of the females reproduce and others do not.[13] Even though these spiders cooperate by caring for each other's young, cooperating in prey capture and sharing food, they are not considered eusocial as they do not have defined castes. Any female has the potential to reproduce, therefore differences in the reproductive success is due to competition for scarce food resources rather than the existence of physically distinct castes.[14]

Commie spiders! Do with that information what you will.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry."

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

That's on the other list

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Heat from fire, fire from heat."

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I understood that reference

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Democratic socialism good

Communism bad

(Dropping this here just to see what happens)

[–] MrsVeggies@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Sorry, I'm taken. 😝

[–] oyzmo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
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