this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

AI written works are also so stupid. It feels soulless. Indeed, I think authors could command premium for royalty and copyright because human written literature will be priceless.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Joke's on them though, I used AI to write their report.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

fire writing prompt

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Librarian! Teach him in the ways!

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Someone who has committed career suicide a long time ago.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Reference to his first Isaac episode

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Famously-bald Canadian streamer with hot takes and a history of playing roguelite amd deckbuilder games.

[–] WarTowel@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've seen balding. I've seen bald. But never seem famously bald.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

And if Pryor purple, it's epic

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

..why's he famous for being bald? Does he crack a lot of good jokes about it?

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 13 points 1 day ago

No but he's only famous for playing games and talking shit, so people have to talk shit about him in turn. And he's bald. So now he's famously bald.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Hell yeah, never expected to see Northernlion referenced here. Unironically a top tier streamer/youtuber I've been watching for over a decade.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] eddie@feddit.online 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

egg is the best. I've been watching him since Poison Mushroom on Machinima

We're twitch guys, of course we talk about Northernlion

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That reminds me of a bully from a movie or TV showβ€”I can't remember which oneβ€”that was about health and fitness. So when he goes to intimidate the nerd, he says: "And remember, your body is a temple. Don't make me tear it down!" or something like that.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

He's taking your lunch money...so that you don't fill your temple with unhealthy options.