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[–] melfie@lemy.lol 18 points 4 hours ago

Reminds me of a post on Lemmy a while back about a guy wearing a shirt like this:

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You mean there's a version of Pepe that isn't like that?

[–] anise@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago

hasn't been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it's the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 3 points 2 hours ago

Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don't consider myself a fascist frog expert

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience

[–] PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

doot...doot...!

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 33 points 8 hours ago
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 208 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

god i wish i was her brother

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] parody@lemmings.world 3 points 58 minutes ago

u r our toilet mags

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 345 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 255 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It's alabama dude it's my only shot

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 42 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago

Idk my goth ex is a hillbilly. That said she ain't into her fuckup siblings

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 38 points 9 hours ago

so.. cousin? second cousin?

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 24 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

I fucking love this thread

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 8 hours ago

kissing cousins!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 23 points 6 hours ago

It's from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a "close second". This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 hours ago

No you don't.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

I wanna be her step brother

[–] powerofm@lemmy.ca 152 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 hours ago

Is there any way to view insta posts without logging in or having an account?

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 71 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I wish only the best for her in life.

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 68 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well thanks for hoping against me.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Be good for her and you're the wish.

Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I can ~~fix~~ ruin her. And not in the good way.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Pretty sure she would ruin you and in the best way possible

[–] kindernacht@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

That's the type of woman I'd let walk up one side of me and down the other, in heels....then thank her for the experience. 🤷

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 3 points 6 hours ago

She talks like an AI crypto scam.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 76 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

And how shit everything is.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How to bring back profitability to local news

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I would plan my day around Goth Local News.

"Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend"

Goth Local News: "But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story..."

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 hours ago

"A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all."

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I haven't watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I've been missing?!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It'll be funnier when he watches, and can't figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.