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[–] protist@retrofed.com 49 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Towin Mak, a representative from the educator center that owned the robot, explained to TDM that the incident happened as the robot was leaving the area. The woman stopped in the middle of the walkway to check her phone, and because the robot couldn’t get around, it simply waited behind her, he claimed. That’s when she noticed the robot with its lights on, startling her, given the late hour.

If I discovered a robot standing silently behind me on the street, I would also have a lil' freakout

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

My freakout would be "oh, this is so cool!"

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you get a chance, play Robo Recall on VR. Scared thr shit out of me.

A truly formative VR experience.

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like it's a glorified Marty from the grocery store. Just grumble and go around it. Also, pay attention.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would you go around it when it's behind you? 🤔

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

After you notice it. She did eventually notice it. But I'm speaking generally about these things malfunctioning or even doing what they're supposed to do and wait for you, the obstruction. Maybe this situation isn't exactly like the grocery store robot.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

What is the charge, eating a meal? A succulent human meal?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 days ago

No, because it's the property of a business.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago

No because Robots cant pay fines.

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago

Only if it's brown.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago

I would definitely be talking about the safety of these humanoid robots operating in public spaces. Like, I'm not worried it's gonna turn evil and be like "KILL. ALL. HUMANS!" but like, the ones I've seen are pretty fucking janky and could potentially bug out and start flailing around and hurt someone unintentionally.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Bite my shiny metal ass

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldnt tasering him be fatal?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Probably just juice him into an unstoppable killing rage.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I guess since Robots feel no pain the police has no joy in using violence anyways 😔

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

They'll just keep beating them anyway, and complain about how it isn't satisfying any more, and they need more purpose in their life.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

There's countries with well-trained police.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You don't get training at work to not be a sadist. That's a mental health issue.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

If the environment is shit, you attract the shitheads the other shit environment raised (and also makes your environment shit). That's a negative cycle.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Where? Which is the lucky country?

[–] stoly@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So who called the police? Also the supposed freaked out last stayed around to yell and rant at the robot. Id you’re really scared you’d leave.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Fight and flight are both valid and common fear responses.