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He added that some people in the CIA were "mad at me for my views about Israel."
Who could have guessed a fascist authoritarian regime would insist on 100% loyalty, especially from the ones who installed them...
Maybe someone should write a poem about it?
Ok, I'll start.
There once was a douche named Tucker...
He thought everyone was a sucker
He helped the far right,
Now they won't help him fight
The criminal charges, dumb fucker
This shit is gonna be taught in schools some day.
"Here we have a snippet from the poet Just2look ..."
I really hope they find more useful and eloquent things to teach than my off the cuff internet rambling.
Well, it'll be taught, just not as official curriculum.
I learned about a man from Nantucket at school.
Ok, I’ll start.
To be fair it was a reference to a poem a priest wrote after telling his congregation to bring Nazis into power...
Whose lips look like an asshole that puckers.
He wears bow ties like a nerd,
Fashions his hair like a turd,
And has been cucked, still believing he's the cucker.
Who’s probably a child fucker…
Name one dipshit in the current regime who isn't a foreign agent
Well that's how they all keep each other in line.
He also said he was attacked by a demon in his bed.
Liars gonna lie, especially when it gets eyes on them to shill their shitty nicotine pouches
That is a real psychological phenomenon. A form of parasomnia.
Yes and no. Your sleep paralysis demon only attacks if you're a douchebag. Otherwise they just stare creepily and tell you stories.
I’m afraid he will be president in 2029, especially if he is perceived as the most anti-Israel candidate. He’ll have both MAGA and the one-issue voters on the left who sat out 2024.
I'd rather have Tucker than J.D. Vance. Vance scares the shit out of me, in a "cyberpunk horror" kind of way.
I'd like to think neither are particularly electable, but that's not really true anymore, is it?
one-issue voters on the left
I'm not sure I can call anyone who votes for fascists "on the left"…
Welcome to the "both sides" argument, bitch. First time?
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