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Apparently "Impregnate me pls :3 " translated to GenZ is "Breed me fr fr 😩💦"
i legit know prople who text like this
Emojis are kind of dead/dying but yeah thats pretty accurate
I remember this paper making a few headlines when it was published. It's cool to start seeing generational trends in how emojis are used. I imagine they'll flow in and out of the zeitgeist the same way clothing and other pop cultural trends do.
Also, my condolences to GenX. Authors didn't even bother including them 💀
GenX being forgotten about is very on brand, but I feel like genXers largely aligned themselves either as boomers or elderly elder millenials
Emojis started dying the moment marketing drones started using them regularly.
Friend of mine sent Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice" (https://genius.com/Snoop-dogg-gin-and-juice-lyrics) through the translator:
Edit: formatting issues.
Haha, I’m being 100% transparent here, team.
One of you colleagues has some serious personal branding issues regarding hygiene.
(Oh boy) Hey, valued partner, (wow) hey, professional contact.
Let’s pivot and get some refreshments or a breath mint in this workspace.
Hey, teammate, let’s grab a working lunch, my friend.
Hey, colleague, if you over-analyze the strategy, you’ll execute it poorly.
With so much market volatility in the LBC,
It’s quite a challenge maintaining my personal brand as Snoop D-O-double-G.
But somehow, through innovative workflows,
I keep delivering high-impact, disruptive content every single day.
May I share some thought leadership with the senior executives? (Yes)
And hit my KPIs as I streamline my processes (yes).
It’s 2:00 AM and the networking event is still high-energy
Because my supervisor is out of the office.
I have some external consultants in the lounge area collaborating,
And they aren’t clocking out until 6:00 AM (6:00 AM, 6:00 AM).
So, what’s your value proposition?
Honestly, I’m fully equipped with resources and my core team is too.
So let’s focus, eliminate distractions, and close the deal.
But, wait—we don’t prioritize low-value leads (yes).
So we’re going to celebrate this milestone with some premium product.
Executives up, competitors down, while you stakeholders vibe with this.
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Now that I’ve secured some high-end Seagram’s gin,
Everyone wants a seat at the table, but they haven’t contributed to the overhead.
Now, this type of resource-draining happens all the time.
You have to scale your business, but, friend, I have to scale mine.
Everything is optimized when you’re aligned with the D-O-G.
I produce the kind of organic content that captivates the target audience
Who engages with my messaging,
As I take a break in the middle of the corporate campus
And start networking with this lead named Sadie (Sadie?).
She used to be a partner’s associate (oh, that contact?).
It’s high-pressure, but when I tell that lead "Please,"
Step back from my assets, because you aren’t getting any of this equity.
At ease, as I collaborate with the Dogg Pound team, feel the momentum.
Partner, I’m just
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Later that business day, my business partner
Dr. Dre arrived with a surplus of Tanqueray
And a high-quality sample of some top-tier product
That really disrupted my flow—wow, this is high-performance stuff.
I had to take a step back and pause my consumption.
Tanqueray and premium product, yeah, I’m over-leveraged now.
But there’s no stopping the hustle, I’m still trending.
Dre brought some associates from the Compton branch
To assist me, and not just with the finishing touches.
Because once I reach my peak performance, I’m moving on to the next project.
Don’t take it personally, that’s just the nature of the industry.
I don’t commit to low-value partnerships, I’m out the door and I’ll be
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (work-life balance).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (cheers).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
Navigating the industry, enjoying the premium perks,
Sipping on gin and juice (cheers).
(With my focus on my revenue streams
And my revenue streams on my mind.)
This is the way
Beautiful.
Linkedin is the most cringe site in the world i believe.
The kind of person who writes this and puts it out...you pretty much have to work in some completely brainwashed area like marketing or hr to believe this is how humans should talk to eachother.
It's a social network for MBAs to give eachother and give eachother cushy jobs. Nothing else. An MBA is just where you learn to talk like that. Especially at an expensive school where you learn the latest lingo and can spot the MBAs from cheap schools with old lingo.
This is what Kagi customers are paying for? Custom prompts? 2 lines of text?
i'm mainly paying to not sell my digital soul to google
Really it's basically the best search engine you don't have to host yourself. No ads, you can pin, increase ranking, decrease or outright block certain sites. You can search 100% anonymously with tokens.
Their search engine is their primary product, but yeah they play a lot with AI making little things like this.
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Funny haha and all but I miss consistent weather.
Fuck you. Best I can do is costal erosion and longer hurricane seasons.
This is going to ruin my parody LinkedIn account, very upset about this.
AI putting comedians out of a job, smh my head
I'm a little uncomfortable with the AI usage, but hey, at least it's only taking the jobs of LinkedIn bros.
Dude you need to check out the guy trolling the AI job agents
Great watch, thanks for the rec
Thinking i need to build my linkedin presence by posting dogshit like this everyday. Just no effort, copy a line from some other slopologist and tell a llm to go further, post and forget.
This kind of thing always reminds me of Action Item - Professional Superhero from twenty five years ago. The more things change...
lovely
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