Worst is when you wake up and have to piss about 20 minutes before your normal wake-up time. Too long to hold it, not long enough to lie back down.
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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This is the biggest "inner battle", especially when its early morning and you are half asleep and your bladder kicks you to move but the body doesn't want to move.
This reminded me of cupcakes. Why the fuck have you cursed me with this memory.
Do what I do and sleep in the bath!
The BathBed™ is a multi use, multitasking piece of furniture that saves you space, time, and money.
There's no longer a need for a bed, obviously, but if you use the BathBed™ in other ways then you save even more. You can eat in it, so that means you can get rid of the sofa, tables, and chairs.
Who needs visitors anyway.
Plus with the new wider plughole system you can poop in the BathBed™! No more need for a toilet!!
If you wear your clothes in the BathBed™ then why would you need a washing machine? Offload that spinning noisy antiquated appliance and get with the times!!
What can't you do with the amazing BathBed™. The only limit is your imagination!!
Don't Delay, Buy Today!!
Lower your standards and be happy for a moment.
I'm not quite sure what you're suggesting, but I'm sure I don't like it.
Then you didn’t follow the first part of that statement.
I don't really like wearing diapers tho, they make me itchy.
How much itchiness is it worth being to be a little lazy? The answer to this question kinda decides your answer to this situation.
well i usually just piss out the window and my poo is solid enough to throw at people so
They have this new device that will blow your mind.
Those bowl things are just a waste of time.
I've been there a lot, and there's no way i would choose to continue lying there unless i'm literally already asleep. It gets actually uncomfortable and hard to piss when you really need to like that. Please empty your bladders folks
time to bring back the nightpot.
best part about wakin up is tossing your piss out the window first thing in the morning.
As a plus you get a room scent for free!
Why not just go to the bathroom before sleeping?
It's not an either/or for me, it's an and
This requires a level of pre-planning that I am only sometimes capable of.
More like pee-planing.
By the time I'm about to fall asleep I have to piss again.
every fucking night
if you have a penis or similar, condom catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed
if you do not have a penis, catheters let you piss the bed without pissing the bed, but there's an unpleasant insertion process. well, some people dislike the insertion process.
This was me when I had Covid