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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago

The answer is 25.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I've seen people buy literal carts full of milk, carts full of water, carts full of watermelons, etc. I always wonder why they need that much. I assume for a restaurant. They gotta buy from somewhere. And if they suddenly run out of something, they aren't waiting for their normal supplier.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

I worked as a grocery store cashier briefly, and I think the single most memorable customer I had was a lady that came in, right at closing time, with two shopping cars, one with dozens of frozen dinners and other stuff I don't remember, and the other containing what I'd guess to be every single bunch of bananas left on display. At the very least, enough to fill the bottom of a shopping cart. They told me the bananas were for some event their church group was doing.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 hours ago

The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Did you know mango skin shares the active ingredient of poison ivy? Do not scrape mango skin with your teeth.

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

I've been hacked

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago


uh, slight typo

[–] canatella@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

I'll take mango number five.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

...How much are mangoes where you are?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago

Buying that many mangos summons Mango.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 hours ago

+Strawberries, kiwi fruit in equivalent +/- cilantro, per preference Add acid/sweet to taste Chill, serve

[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Well, as this is from nearly 20 years ago, I hope they figured that they have more than enough mangoes for frozen mangoe margaritas.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 10 hours ago

The rare case of an actual "mango mania" event.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Can someone help me out here?

How many "mangoes" are that in total?

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

22 because I ate 3 but I spelled it mangos

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 10 hours ago

Don’t mango whine. Mango wine!

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

mangoes

I think this guy is from the spelling problem as well.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

This comment deserves more ~~upvotoes~~ upvotes

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Nope. Both mangos and mangoes are correct it's mangos is more common in US English.