ooh ooh im part of the problem ‼️‼️🤩🙇♀️😘 :))
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Yeah I'll apply, I'm bi so I'll go with anyone else who shows up
eee! my meme!
memes are made to be shared comrade
I'm down. For the meme, of course
I see we have another responsive desire type here Very well. Let's swap orgasms till one of us passes out
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y'all just aren’t keeping up!
More toothy than horny.
Hmmmm, yeah, kinda tru tbh
New?
What's the deal with that?
Is it like a trend/narrative being intentionally pushed on lemmy? Or something that just started with one person and spread naturally?
Or just a natural reaction to spring time?
Doesnt having sex make you not horny though?
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It's like a don't horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
What happened to It?
the horniness got everywhere is what
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it's functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
Fedinsfw.app
I'm always horny.
According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called "bean catastrophy" occurs.
"Bean catastrophe" sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I'd rate that as being the opposite of horny.
Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living
I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.
.......hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.
I do like wearing pyjamas
Hell yeah brother those teddy bears ain't gonna chase themselves
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that's the game.
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ???? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
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But I am le tired
So take a nap. THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!
Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
Lemmy is ovulating
Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
There's about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there's a non-zero chance they're all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they're from horny teens. I've blocked a number of accounts.
Hey I'm in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.
Then they’ll be diddlydee’n that banana again
Get em
When I was in high school I had lots of really good sex with this one girl, sometimes on drugs. And then nothing since then, cause I'm pretty sure I'm good for life.
:3
Horny or Ace, no in-between.
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I don't think that's a new thing
I don't need to have sex to be really horny.
I can be really horny without help but you're welcome to participate
Ah Spring is in the air..and the drains apparently.
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