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[–] incompetentboob@lemmy.world 138 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

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[–] Sombyr@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 81 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

[–] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live", ~some holy book

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

The book of the Dave Matthews band chapter 3 verse 6.

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[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Make better coleslaw maybe?

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

My colleague's ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

[–] ipha@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

He probably does it while eating slaw

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Like a boss

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmyonline.com 37 points 2 years ago

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

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[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Tell me you're basic without telling me you're basic

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My pH is ~7.4

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[–] maquise@ttrpg.network 23 points 2 years ago

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

[–] cabbagee@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I didn't like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it's not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

[–] NightAuthor@artemis.camp 6 points 2 years ago

You’ve had the creamy kind right? Bc I’ve had some “coleslaw” that wasn’t and that just ain’t right.

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[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

huh? coleslaw is amazing

[–] janus2@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 years ago

i am the trash

[–] JayJay@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I've had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I've had coleslaw that's delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.

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[–] essteeyou@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

This is the wrongest thing I've ever read in my damn life!

[–] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Coleslaw is good as long as it’s kept cold. Room temperature or higher coleslaw is horrid! To be fair, that applied to a lot of salads though.

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[–] dgendreau@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I'm not paying for it.

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[–] Teon@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ummm... cabbage makes your tits grow... so, there's that.

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Where to buy thirty five kilos of cabbages

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

That explains my man tits

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I'll take it if you're not gonna eat it

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

... I'm glad someone else said it

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I've tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.

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[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Coleslaw is food you give to someone you hate. Mayo and cabbage? What did I knock up your sister or something? Please give me something with even one goddamn spice in it.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

'fuck, I fucking love coleslaw' said no one ever.

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck! I fucking love coleslaw!

Hahahahhaha Seriously, though. I'll take your portions.

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[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

'fuck, I fucking love ~~coleslaw~~ Track_Shovel' said no one ever.

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[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Is it really that bad? Like I've had bad slaw before but the good stuff with fennel and celery seed is tasty. Nice little appetizer to your fish and chippo.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

47 years ago, my 4th grade (US) teacher made me eat the school cafeteria’s cole slaw, never mind that I told her I really don’t like cole slaw. Threw it right up! My mother was pretty mad at my teacher for that…

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