I hate you so much
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2026
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Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends
Oh thank fuck
Man fuck this holiday 😂
It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn't need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn't possibly accept as being true.
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.
Whoa. I’m saving this one for sure. 😂
May your favorite shirt never fit right again.
Damnit... I hate you so much right now.
Fuck you. Up your nose with a rubber hose
Haha top tier shit post.
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
This happens to me a lot. Do you think it's a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?
I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.
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You made me say "WHAT THE FUCK, NO!" in a meeting.
And didn't you learn a valuable lesson about scrolling socials when you should have focused on those KPIs?
I audibly gasped 🖕
May the inside of your ear always itch. Just past the bend.
He looks good for his age.
Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.
Don't fucking scare me like that!
Ah, may he rest in sheets.
I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age
Okay you finally got me you motherfuck, proud of you ❤️
I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏
Literally made my heart jump.
Fuck you
You got an actual GASP out of me on this post.
Unrelated, but I just learnt that Dick van Dyke is 100 years old as of last December and still kicking.
That... How many degrees of Kevin Bacon did you fly through, to reach this thought? 👀
Famous old man still alive
Almost had my heart drop out my ass reading this.
i hate this day i hate this day i hate this day
my parent's anniversary today btw. source of much ribbing for them.
La concha de tu madre...
Kys
😘
He's decomposing
Pretty asshole post, ngl
You!
LMAO
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