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[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 189 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Did no one notice I bought 20 oz not 16.9 oz bottle I got ripped off

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 112 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I saw that immediately, that's so illegal. You should record it and report it to the appropriate 3-letter agency (no idea which one). Doubt you'll get the money back, but making the assholes that run that machine deal with the government would be worth it to me.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

still waiting on any company, agency, government to give a shit about the grocery stores selling eg 200g of meat but only giving 165g. not the prepackaged ceap, actual cuts of meat. numbers are examples but it happens way too much where the actual is always less then the advertised weight.

buy a scale, weight meat. get enraged

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the US, your state's department of weights and measures might care. They're the ones who verify grocery store scales, taxi cab fare meters, gas pumps... they exist to make sure you're not getting ripped off. If you're in a blue state they care, in a red state ymmv.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 10 points 1 week ago

I live in Texas and the State Dept of Agriculture takes this kind of stuff very seriously. You have to report it though, which might be the other commenter's issue

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably ESA as it's 500ml in metrics and all.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Soda bottles in the us shows both ounces and milititers.

Large bottles are sold as "2 liter soda"...that's it.

Smaller bottles are in ounces (with the metric label just a requirement I guess - no one I know here talks about buying a 500ml soda)

Everything else is ounces or gallons, I'm sure someone will 'umm actually' me...but generally nothing else is metric; like milk and juice.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

America: fuck metric, unless you're talking soda or bullets

[–] dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

...science and drugs

[–] protist@retrofed.com 6 points 1 week ago

I know it's a funny joke, but we actually use metric quite a bit, especially for volume

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago

Naw mate, I just noticed you clicked on that shit when you could have been enjoying a Dr. Pepper. Wtf?

[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

noticed the same with 1.25L bottles replacing 1.5L and 1.7L replacing 2L

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 65 points 1 week ago

Yeah but the machine is in ounces, where the can is in Florida ounces. Once you convert it's perfectly fine.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 35 points 1 week ago (6 children)

TIL that an American pint (500ml) is smaller than a British pint (568ml).

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (13 children)

The American pint is actually only 473ml! That's a half litre bottle.

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[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

476 mL, or 16 oz

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

TIL Brits have bigger pints, not just small baby sized shots! Does it balance out?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 1 week ago

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FUCKING CALORIES?!"

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

oh I get it they didn't change out the stickers on the button. the vendor still probably an a hole

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Ran out of bottles using freedom units, had to use rest-of-the-world units instead. Thanks, Trump.

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Its like when you buy a 1tb drive and the real capacity shows up as like 920Gb lol

[–] black0ut@pawb.social 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

There are (mainly) 3 reasons for that:

  • TB vs TiB: Computers don't count drive space in metric units, they count it in powers of 2. This means that, for you, 1 TB is 1000 GB, while for a computer, 1 TiB is 1024 GiB. Drive manufactirers take advantage of this, and only count space in metric (TB). So when you plug the drive into your computer, and it converts to GiB, you end up with 1 TB = 931.3 GiB. Windows hasn't helped this confusion, I remember it doing something weird like counting in GiB and displaying it as GB.

  • Reserved space: Many OSes reserve some space on their drives for special stuff. This is especially the case with Linux and ext4, where it by default reserves a percentage of the drive to root. This is to optimize distribution of files around the disk, which limits fragmentation. The system slowly frees more of this space as you fill up the disk, and at the end it should leave you with 100% of the space.

  • Formatting: Empty drive space isn't the same as usable drive space. In order to use a drive you need to format it, which doesn't just blank it. Formatting a drive adds a filesystem to it, which is what allows you to write files and folders to it. This filesystem takes up some space, and reserves more space for inodes and, in some cases, a filesystem journal. Some filesystems have even more features that also take up some space.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

GB to measure binary gigabytes came first. GiB was invented because advertisers and drive manufacturers are evil.

Edit: and judges are technologically illiterate.

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[–] BenM2023@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

68ml short of a Pint in my book. Dunno where they got the idea that 500ml is 1.05 pints

[–] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

A pint in the united states is 16 fluid ounces (473.18 ml)

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If only there was an unambiguous unit to measure fluids...

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

olympic swimming pools for sure, football fields is for area, and elegants for weight

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean the Oregonian gluten free bakery?

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The silver lining is that people (Americans?) will be consuming less soda.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, instead of 20oz it'll be 33.8oz.

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[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Yeah, what's FL OZ? A parrot walked on the keyboard?

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[–] Teppa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

How could this possibly even happen?

Has to be corporate greed.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

1/3 of all money has been printed since covid? Nice

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The six-packs of bottles sold in grocery stores have been 500mL for years. Probably somebody filled the machine with them. (The label should say, "Not Labelled for Individual Sale" near the barcode, if so.)

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago
[–] emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

A diet pepsi by the look of it

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 9 points 1 week ago

That's called "mislabeling"... or 'bait and switch'.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of the deodorant I just bought that's literally only halfway filled.

[–] abacabadabacaba 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

From Wikipedia:

The imperial pint (≈ 568 mL) is used in Ireland, the United Kingdom, and other Commonwealth countries. In the United States, two kinds of pint are used: a liquid pint (≈ 473 mL) and a less common dry pint (≈ 551 mL).

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Yes, but 20 ounces doesn't equal 16 ounces, even for great values of 16.

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