this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Of all the sins Jesus died for, this may be one of the worst

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 28 minutes ago

πŸ‘bravo

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 55 minutes ago (1 children)

Grossest post ever. NSFW tag?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

Bruh. It's just fancy beanie weenies, what are you talking about?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 40 minutes ago

You just called this something that is gross and this is 25 times worse than that gross thing.. ?

[–] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm still horny from the last bean post

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I won't bite, unless I feel trapped πŸ•

That's right, I said it.

Bar Mitzvahs...

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

I bet Judy could deliver a hell of a spanking.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Filling another boba tea

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

It’s because of the sprinkles, right?

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If it gets stuck u just keep suckin

Like a Frosty

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's half the fun, when they PING into the back of your throat.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 hours ago

Glizzy go brrr

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

May the old ones devour your soul for this.

Maw, Lemmy's talking about beans again!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 7 points 5 hours ago

Thank Odin that the beans are vegetarian.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Trying to lure a girl from spain?