this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

What if we got some people extensive plastic surgery to look just like the artemis 2 crew and act all surprised like how did we get a second crew they just came back two days ago

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 9 hours ago

It would be funny if the ground crew met them with masks:

"Uh, guys, a funny thing happened while you were on the Dark Side of the Moon..."

[–] tino_408@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Would be even creepier if everyone pretended like we never sent them 😏

[–] Bratosch@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Is this a reference to a movie?

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 7 points 14 hours ago

Wrong universe! Get out we have no jobs for you!

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

this is like the 5th meme like this I've seen, I think I'm hitting a breaking point

also, this feels like boomer humor or something, it feels so weirdly out-of-touch and not self-aware (hey, like I'm being right now!)

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 20 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly, if the entire world could coordinate something as ridiculous and harmless as pranking a few astronauts, that would already be a pretty amazing sign. Like, imagine billions of people actually agreeing on something silly instead of arguing for once. World peace, but it starts with ape costumes and a shared sense of humor. I’d take that timeline.

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Afaik this originated when John Glenn made a return to space, aged 77, in 1998, e.g. (first forum post that I found)

https://forums.jag-lovers.com/t/fw-when-john-glenn-returns/139070

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 14 hours ago

It's not even original. This joke was originally made back in 1998 when John Glenn went up on the Space Shuttle.