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[–] realitista@lemmus.org 2 points 36 minutes ago

you're supposed to put it on the injured part

[–] homes@piefed.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

So much easier just being gay, just sayin’

😛

edit: sorry, guys-- I shouldn't be joking about other men's balls 🤪

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

sure... so do i... although, I'm guessing not for the same reasons you do 😁

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Why did they give bro that speaker icon irl?

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 points 17 minutes ago
[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That is not where the cone goes

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 hours ago

Yeah it goes around your mom’s neck

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

After my vasectomy I stopped jacking off to the Teletubbies and started making my own NFTs featuring Mr Burns telling Smithers to suck his dick. Best decision I ever made, can't reproduce and I made a ton of money. It's a shame I didn't get to live to enjoy it all, 3 days ago I died from an overdose in a Walmart fitting room.

[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

What a ride.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 8 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I'm going for mine next week. Can't wait!

Oh my god, I've been reading "I'm going for nine". Nine what? Children? Get a cone of shame you maniac!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 36 minutes ago

it's a pretty mild procedure. Nerve wracking, but the pain level overall is quite low. I was more stressed than anything.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No more happy little accidents?

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 1 hour ago

No woman shall have my seed!