Nothing worse than a herniated baguette.
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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Throwing my back out because I picked up a baguette wrong
Me: au pain!
The French are really tough, they eat pain for breakfast.
You're really on a roll today!
Aw man, what a way to find out my parents are related. I never knew I was in bread.
Doughnut worry about it. You can still rise above it.
Yeah, I can't just be crusty about it.
I think that's the butter attitude to have.
I was quite proud of this creation, my French friend was not impressed. She did not appreciate a good multicultural pun.
*multicultural bun
Why she so crusty?
she kneads a sense of humor
Or at yeast a little tolerance.
I love this pun so much I tattooed it on myself so as a french canadian I appreciate it
Saw this while I was working out and doing back extensions.
Was this alone or were you breaking bread with someone?
Can it at least be chocolate pain 😑
Don't take a gift from a German as remedy.