You don't need hands to smoke a cigar that's already lit and in your mouth. And if you're really talented, you can still drink with the cigar in your mouth and type on the laptop with your penis.
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Eh, you might be able to puff the cigar without hands, depending on your diaphragm/facial strength.
Also, this is apparently possible:
He’s also on the wrong side of the infinity pool.
When you grind all the time you're in the infinity while the losers are in the pool. #Grind5eva #mydadscigarsmakemesickohgodwhydididothis
Poor guy can't even afford a phone
Can't put the laptop down because he's next to a pool to free up at least one hand.
The best I can advise for him is to chew up the cigar and chase it down with the espresso martini. Then throw the laptop into the sea like a discus and get into the pool to wait for the authorities to charge him with littering.
I don't get the grind mindset at all - look at me! Be like me! Bust ass 24/7, hustle hustle hustle, sleep is for losers, carbs are for losers, relationships that aren't profitable are for losers...... it's all worth it though so you can be on vacation in some exotic place like me!!!........... (and not even be able to put work down for one second to enjoy your fucking drink and be oblivious of the views you worked for) Like who thinks this sounds awesome except 15 year old boys?
Andrew Tate basically crystalized this whole thing... by pretending he was Morpheus from the Matrix.
His solution to 'escape the Matrix'... was to be the most diehard bluepill imaginable.
Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
That’s literally the target demographic. You answered your own question.
5 years ago I would have agreed with you but I now know several adult men in this sphere...
Some would argue they are still 15yo boys in mindset.
Ha! I stopped at 12 and avoided that shit.
Mentally speaking…
What did carbs ever do to them? Those are necessary macronutrients and a good source of fast energy.
I’m not team low carb but it is the one macronutrient you don’t need. But you feel like shit without them. So
I've been low crab for a while now. Shit's expensive.
Are you kidding me? There's hundreds of young men everywhere that have no idea how to use a laptop or cigars, but love pools and fancy drinks. This is perfect for them.
You mean the Roblox machine?
He can defintely still drink through the other side of his mouth. He can also puff and chuff on the cigar without his hands. His laptop is all voice activated and he's trained it to understand his slurred and mumbled speech.
plot twist thats a huge straw, not a cigar, he is watching a funny animal compilation video and drinking kool aid
Hold the laptop upright. Put the glass on the laptop, smoke the cigar and drink from the glass alternating with the free hand.
I would have just typed with the bottom of the glass and drank/smoked with opposite sides of the mouth.
He looks like a twat but like it's not hard to smoke and hold a glass with the same hand. Assuming he's watching a video on the laptop I don't really see the issue.
And if he actually starts choking or coughing from the smoke, he’ll probably end up dropping his laptop or his drink into the pool.
He’s not trying to do any of those things. He’s trying to pose for a picture, and doing fine.
...... ohhh