I would happily die alone, thank you very much.
this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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So you’re going to commit a murder.
How the fuck do you know that
We know, Stams. We've been watching you.
This is exactly the kind of stuff that has us concerned.
Let me fuck my squidboy in peace
Cthulhu: what are you doing step insignificant human?
Uwu tentacle daddy
I'm just betting on Dhalsim spontaneously combusting.
Just use some plastic cover on the furnitures.
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Amber, but I'm gonna turn the tables and shit in her bed first.
Jokes on you. That's her kink.
I'm not certain who either of these people are.
I'm jealous of you
On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp's ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she's upset with you like an angry dachshund.
On the right, Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn't trust her alone with your kids friends.
I just Imagined Johnny rubbing her nose in it saying "Bad girl, No pooping in Daddy's pillow!"
We don't need to know your kinks, thanks.
Amber Heard: Johnny Depp's ex-wife. There was a highly popularized court case recently where it was revealed that she was highly abusive toward Depp, both physically and mentally. In one case, she threw a wine bottle at him, resulting in one of Depp's fingers being smashed apart. He had to go to the hospital to get it repaired. After the divorce, she would claim (and still claims) that Depp was the abusive one in the relationship.
Jada Pinkett Smith: Will Smith's wife. People have been picking apart the relationship recently and have realized that Jada does not love Will Smith. In fact, it seems that Jada is doing everything in her power to humiliate Will. She has admitted, without any remorse or shame, that she has cheated on Will with her son's friend. And in interviews, she would constantly speak badly of Will. Despite this, Will appears unwilling to let Jada go, and appears to still love her
After the divorce, she would claim (and still claims) that Depp was the abusive one in the relationship.
That's how domestic abuse is often viewed by the offender. "Look at what you made me do!"
Disgusting.
Your should consider yourself lucky, but I'll do you the disfavour of explaining that Heard is Johnny Depp's ex who was clearly highlighted as a horrid, horrid person in a recent trial, while Smith is Will Smith's ex, who cheated on him with their son's friend and who also seems pretty horrid.
Jada isn't Will's ex though, they're still married, she just acts like they aren't
Oh, good point.
Honestly, I shouldn't have responded - I very rarely follow celebrity gossip. Those two got quite a bit of coverage on healing news and talk show monologues though.
If you think Amber is a 10/10 you got some issues. Or you just really love having someone shit on your pillow
edit: the number of heard simps in this thread is disgusting
Or you just really love having someone shit on your pillow
You just kink-shamed the second-best half of a perfectly good vore fetish.
Edit: grammar
You're thinking way too nerd about it.
She's obviously a 10/10 in the looks department.
She's 4/10 to me. Even before I recognized who she was.
People have different tastes.
Wow. You don't say.
'Obviously'
Lol no. Get glasses.
Heard is hot so duh
Is there a pre nup? How long do I have to stay married?
Heard the turd I guess.
Lazy meme. It can be anyone, anytime and any form of marriage.
Lol heard is closer to a 2 than a 10