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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 267 points 5 days ago (5 children)

It's hard to explain quantum mechanics when you don't understand them.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 211 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It's hard to explain quantum mechanics even when you understand them.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 118 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's a superposition of knowledge and ignorance.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 86 points 5 days ago (6 children)

The more you know the less you know

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago

Congratulations, you’ve successfully explained quantum mechanics.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This isn't even a joke, it's literally true in quantum mechanics.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for explaining the joke, I now know less.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You know nothing, but you know precisely about what you know nothing.

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I get the sense that I have a clear picture of quantum mechanics. But when I look closer, it gets all blurry.

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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 5 days ago (2 children)

There’s an old joke about quantum mechanics professors starting their first lecture with something along the lines of “right now, some of you probably understand quantum mechanics. By the end of the semester, if I did my job right, none of us will understand it.”

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If they're lucky they might understand kubernetes though.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Or as the professionals call it, k8s

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Iirc, it's a youtube video of an actual class

Edit: https://youtube.com/shorts/X4pehLRhFhI

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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I understand them! They perform oil changes on the quantum

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They're so good they fix your car on the quantum level!

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

They both do and don't fix your car, you just don't know until you've paid them. No refunds!

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (9 children)

No one understands quantum mechanics

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That was the point, right?

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[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics.

If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don't understand quantum mechanics.

Both quotes attributed to Richard Feynman.

What does "understanding" mean in this context?

I can perfectly fine do the calculations; That's what "understanding" is, in my opinion. Feynman might be hitting on some metaphysical concept, but then again, what is that metaphysical concept, is it any different from pseudoscience, and do we really need it?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (10 children)

I can do (some of) the maths, but I definitely can't explain why any of it is like that, or how it works.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You know what, i keep thinking that maybe, our universe is the only universe that actually functions. Like, if the universe was in some different way, it either wouldn't work and we would therefore not exist to observe it, or it would be equivalent to this universe, i.e. maybe not exactly equal, but similar in some way, sothat we could form abstractions and arrive at the same universal laws that we have today. Including quantum mechanics.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 64 points 5 days ago

Cropped so I get the authentic glaucoma experience.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago (4 children)

My grandfather didn't die in Korea so that people could fight online like this.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Oh same, my grandpa didn't die in Korea either. Twins!

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[–] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I’ve read this like ten times and I think the joke might be that quantum mechanics are difficult to explain to everyone, of which women are obviously a subset. But maybe I’m doling out too much credit lol

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

The joke is that quantum mechanics are difficult to understand, so the commenter doubts their ability to properly explain it (to women). The replier assumed it was a dig at women's intelligence, not a reflection of the original commenter's intelligence and ability to explain.

I.e. a stupid person would have difficulty explaining anything to women.

[–] IrritableOcelot@beehaw.org 7 points 3 days ago

No thats definitely the joke.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

To be fair, the original question did not clearly state it needed to be easy to explain to men. The only requirement was to be difficult to explain to women. So, technically, this answers the question as written.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago

And we all know that technically correct is the best kind of correct.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We know, but it's getting a bit cringe now

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[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
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[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 8 points 4 days ago

Redditor failed the litmus test for misandrists

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A delightful character arc.

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[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

This is peak my phone is fighting for its life energy 😂

[–] Elentirmo@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

I pretty sure magic is involved

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