it's seven dollars worth of nuggets. oh my me, get off the cross and get back to work no you don't get a tip.
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Mr Dump, did you go outside in your pajamas to get your door dash and lock yourself out again?
This post proved to me that AI art can have value.
A very small amount, when used vindictively to produce a single kek
We need a standardized unit to measure this.
GpK: Gallons of water per Kek.
Liters per Kek
or better: Liters per metric Kek
And, of course, the Imperial Kek is slightly larger in the UK than in the US.
I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.
Your Dasher has sent you a message: "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN'S SPORTS?"
I bet she had no idea what he was talking about and avoided an answer because she didn't know what the right one was.
The correct answer for the context was "no. Mens and women's sports should be completely separate. Trans people are right out." but thats really not the answer you want to seen giving with your real face to the entire world.
Oh, boy... Professional sports are a shitstorm all around. Whatever you think about any rule is wrong.
Doctors delivering Door Dash, now? MAGA has really wrecked this country.
Even doctors have to Moonlight as doordashers?
it's just the state of the economy :'(
He probably took a bite out of your McDonald's.
He probably --raped-- your McDonald’s
He’d probably eat it all and then blame it on the Latino neighbors, even with ketchup all over his face.
If that was all he had done consider yourself lucky.
I would be pulling out the hand gun if I saw Trump at my door.
In his early life his dad owned slum apartment blocks in NY. He was forced by his father to fix the plumbing in those apartments.
Considering what we know re Epstein and Trump....he was undoubtedly raping women in those apartments.
Why do you need doordash bags to do some doctorin'?
Your DoorDash order was dropped off by: "Not Jesus"
★★∅∅∅
On what planet do doctors wear flowing white robes with red pashmenas/shawls?
Demented piece of shit
If he were a real delivery driver he'd definitely be complaining about the high gas prices now.
Wardash?
World of Wardash was not the BEST game Blizzard ever made..