You can get around this by simply not flushing
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2026
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I used to work at Subway in my teens. Went to clean the bathrooms and saw someone followed these directions. I left it for the next shift. I was a classy teenager.
I mean for $7 an hour, yeah, I don't get paid nearly enough to give (take, technically) a shit
Exactly! Lol
I worked at a Blimpie in my teens and still remember the time a dude came in, ordered a foot long meatball, then ate it on the throne presumably while shitting. Left a floater and there was marinara all over the floor in front. Also spent about half an hour doing it.
Oh damn, what is wrong with that person? Ew
It is so funny that the prudishness of Americans is what leads to signs like this. It cannot say only flush feces, urine and tp or even use common names like poop or pee because 'people' would be offended. Nor can they say do not flush tampons or other menstruation products, because we cannot talk about such things in public. So we end up with signs that are ripe for literal, and childish, interpretations.
Piss in the sink.
Sink in the piss.
Really putting the "malicious" in malicious compliance
You misread the sign: They just want you to leave your business in the bowl.
Instructions unclear, shat in the sink bowl
So I guess you're the Mr. Bulldops I've heard so much about.