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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Slow mind, that child

Also, at least it's not AI

[–] lemmock@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

The exact tone I originally read it in, lol.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Smacks of "don't dead open inside."

Slow that mind child

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago
[–] ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world -5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You sure? Because those tail lights seem suspicious to me. They're cracked identically to each other.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

I spent too long on this, but it's a real design on Daimler vans https://www.europaparts.com/tail-light-assembly-9068200864.html

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Are they cracked though? Could just be Mercedes being fancy with reverse light shapes. They seem to have a habit of mixing them into the brake lights.

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=mercedes+taillights&ia=shopping&iax=shopping

i dont think those are cracks, but internal dividers. most likely separating the reverse light from the indicator

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

What crack are you talking about? Do you mean the round edge between the blinker (no colour) and the back/breaking lights (Red)?

Okay, but how do you "slow mind" a child?

Hit them in the head?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
  • My dad, whenever I left the room
[–] UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe 14 points 2 days ago

Another one right next to me!

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nice painting, but it has two Simbas and the fat pig is missing.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago

Looks like the artist is going by what he remembers in those 10 second movie summaries.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It's got Simba 3 times. Hoisted over pride rock as a baby, Simba as an youngling with Timone, and Simba with Nala when he's grown

But Pumbaa is missing

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love how they all look pretty accurate but that’s not even the same species as Zazu.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Because zazu went extinct iirc

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine including Zazu and Pumba and Nala but leaving out Pumba.

[–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

read that again 🚬

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Potential band name, album title, and album art all in one shot

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

Way cooler than the mural on your ice cream van, op