Is Mariah allowed out when it isn't Christmas season?
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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Back when this pic originally released, yes. Today? No.
"Hey mom and dad, I need permission to be DP'd"
Mommy, daddy look at me
I went to school and I got the DP
why is everybody so horny on this community? 💀
If you take a look at the username, it is usually just OP 90% of the time.
Hey man, I'm just here for stuff like this (below). I don't know why this is happening, this sacred place shouldn't be for hornyposting.
Wdym, this is horny posting
What? No. You don't understand. I'm rock hard and ready for those Chicken Wonton Tacos.
Baste
Because we are human.
Be grateful for it, the horny is holding back the corn is holding back the politics
Can't forget the beans
I;m thinking about thos Beans
Stupid sexy beans
Not just horny but plain weird. They always have some bottom 3% fetishes and think they have to put that on blast. Like sure tell your parents you going to be Eiffeltowered I don't know if that gets them off or you but it's just such a weird thing to do
asking my parents was actually the last resort as i love a challenge
but decided to not waste any more time
Is this about you getting dp'd? I feel like it is weird that you're involving your parents, but you do you.
not specifically, lol
i’ve written quite a bit about this situation on here. but the gist of it is that these 2 guys that i’m currently obsessed with didn’t want to get involved with me physically cause of my parents
no mention of DP to my parents. just told them to confirm to them that it’s okay for us to have fun together if we want to.
It sounds like your folks know you're gonna get dp'd.
tbf they’re very… sexually progressive people. i don’t remember sex ever being a taboo topic.
Well, I'm jealous. Prob woulda got laid a lot more in high school if my folks were that cool
Considering her mom's job, probably.
Dude or BPD. I cannot decide. This is the strangest puzzle
But like... Why does it matter? Why does violet provoke so many people to "investigate" her gender and sexual orientation while others get to hornypost freely?
I've known a few girls like this IRL; one may have stalked me for a while. I'm not going to bother going through post history or doing a real style analysis but if real I find these people's mind's fascinating. The parents especially so, there's a non zero chance I'd have met them years ago. If not I knew a bunch of ewhores as a teenager and this is still funny to me.
Most people are here for the horny. I'm casually studying a tragedy or a comedy.
Oh also 08 implies just turned 18 which is super sus for an account this horny that doesn't link to OF.
Why would that be sus? I was horniest (partly because I didn't have a filter) at around my early teens. Let's say 13. With age it only got down to the point that I am not that embarrassed about my 18th year old self.
Because exactly 18 is legal. Less is not. More is less suspicious
Me when I meet a horny woman
Is giving head a kind of antidepressant?
yes!
Ok sign me up for a prescription.
I wish the doublest p for thee
High five!