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[–] vrek@programming.dev 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't this a movie years ago? I think it was called "safety not guaranteed" or something like that.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yup. Based on this meme. It's a weird movie, which isn't surprising, but I recall it being pretty good.

[–] oneguynick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Surprisingly good movie!

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 51 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

This ad is what the movie Safety Not Guaranteed is based on.

[–] null@lemmy.org 2 points 3 hours ago

It sucked ass. It was one of those movies where it's about the color blue, but it's red the whole time and the color blue is only implied to happen just as the movie rolls credits.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

It wasn't the greatest movie but it was perfectly watchable. I've seen it at least twice? The first time for the memes, the second for having a crush on Aubrey Plaza lol.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 21 points 9 hours ago

I wouldn’t say it starred Kristen Bell. She appears in one scene.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to respond to this, you'll know I've successfully traveled back in time if when you're reading this, the allies WIN world war 2 and Hitler survives until at least 1945.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

By God, your a hero! I assume...

It's a shame only you will know what the prior timeline was like, but it had to have been horrible.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

Just got back...

Guys what the fuck?

HOW IS IT JUST LIKE IT WAS?!

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago

Solid movie.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

That haircut proves that he is from the future.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

I see three, maybe four outcomes:

  • You actually do go back in time and this person’s discovered something mind blowing that you get to be a part of. You may or may not die, or you may not be the same as you were before.
  • Shrooms. You likely won’t die and you may not be the same as you were before.
  • He’s insane and is going to kill you. You will likely die and will not be the same as you were before… because you’ll be dead, or you’ll have killed someone in self defense and, if you’ve never killed before, will be a changed person. …but also if you die and time is a circle then in a way you did go back in time, but also forwards, and nowhere? You’ll be somewhere on the Jeremy Bearimy.
  • Fourth outcome is he’s not insane enough to kill you, but is also not a time traveler. Just a high energy friend who’s likely manic but also has enough money for ads and can write with good grammar.
[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 42 minutes ago

All these options seem to end with “you may not be the same as you were before” either explicitly or implicitly.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"Must bring your own weapons" slightly reduces number three for me.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'd look at it the other way. Imagine you're a murderous psycho who puts that ad out. Someone shows up at your house after PO correspondence done with little to not trail back you. They show up armed. You shoot them in "self defense" and talk about how they had a gun blah blah blah ... Accidentally left the door unlocked ... Blah blah blah

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die.

[–] bert_macklin_fbi@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

If you go to the comments, you can see that I successfully predicted that this would become a big meme back in 2005

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

What a legend. I actually looked to see if the usernames matched that's awesome. 21 years goes pretty damn fast... Whew.

[–] newton@feddit.online 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

You're out of time